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Madonna's teeth. I've clearly missed something.

(60 Posts)
Snowflakepie Thu 22-Aug-13 16:59:00

But mainly they just look awful, like she's eaten something and its all stuck, or not brushed for decades.

Is this really 'in' at the moment? I know I'm hardly style conscious but this just made me snort. Celebs and their money grin

Dackyduddles Thu 22-Aug-13 16:59:50

Does she wear a grillz?

dexter73 Thu 22-Aug-13 17:02:38

Gold grillz Dackyduddles - seriously awful!

LifeofPo Thu 22-Aug-13 17:04:42

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LifeofPo Thu 22-Aug-13 17:06:33

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blueshoes Thu 22-Aug-13 17:11:27

She is not growing old gracefully

LifeofPo Thu 22-Aug-13 17:11:53

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ShotgunNotDoingThePans Thu 22-Aug-13 17:15:21

I've seen everything now.

valiumredhead Thu 22-Aug-13 17:18:02

Oh she looks awful, can't understand why she'd think it would look good.

noviceoftheday Thu 22-Aug-13 17:18:24

No I don't think you have missed anything!grin

OneStepCloser Thu 22-Aug-13 17:19:28

Shes not looking good is she.

LifeofPo Thu 22-Aug-13 17:20:22

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Tattva Thu 22-Aug-13 17:20:57

Daft moo. She has perfected the manky teeth look.

buttercrumble Thu 22-Aug-13 17:24:38

Looks horrendous

Onesleeptillwembley Thu 22-Aug-13 17:34:23

Madonna now reminds me of a particularly unflarreing Spitting Image puppet of herself.

Yonihadtoask Thu 22-Aug-13 17:37:02

ha ha.

She should be more careful - she is lucky not to have dentures at her age.. he he he.

disclaimer: said in jest. I am/was a fan. I am almost as old as her.

Tweet2tweet Thu 22-Aug-13 19:17:33

And why wouldn't a 55 year old ex pop star get gangster teeth. Seems as perfectly thought out as the camel toe leotard in one of her previous music videos, when she used to make music.

I especially think they matched the floral tea dress and crocheted cardigan she was wearing.

Dackyduddles Thu 22-Aug-13 19:50:29

I only guessed after finding them mentioned in grazia mag this issue. Ha! Made me look proper knowledgeable for a nano second!


Of course if I had her money, figure and 'purple hat' approach to life I'd do it. I kinda like her. Just not her man hands and arms.....

AKissIsNotAContract Thu 22-Aug-13 19:57:16

Oh dear, I'd never seen these before. Plenty of plaque stagnation areas around those bad boys. I expect a lot of young people will be needing their teeth fixed if they wear those for extended periods.

FriskyHenderson Thu 22-Aug-13 20:03:53

I thought they/it made her teeth look really yellow. Not good.

AWimbaWay Thu 22-Aug-13 20:45:38

She reminds me of this.

SundaySimmons Fri 23-Aug-13 01:02:33

She looks like Pennywise the clown's, demented sister. Scary.

SundaySimmons Fri 23-Aug-13 01:02:45

valiumredhead Fri 23-Aug-13 11:01:36

I think the saying 'more money than sense' sums it up nicelywink

Leopoldina Fri 23-Aug-13 11:06:27

forgive my naivety, but do they come out at night or are they attached (semi) permanently? I imagine they're a devil to floss properly with, but if they're removable, that's quite a precious-metal-and-diamond choke risk for an older lady, isn't it?

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