I think I am asking the impossible, but just incase....

[FourLittleDudes]

I had a baby 12 weeks ago and am a frumpy wobbly lump, I'm sure everyone feels the same for a while and I'm starting slimming world soon when I've finished eating all the goodies in the house but until then I am stuck in jogging bottoms and t shirts.

I would though, like just one nice thing. Something to wear when I want to look casual but decent. I'd like a summer dress.

Here's the thing though;

It needs to be cheap
Go with vans (as they are the only things that currently fit my fat feet) and a denim jacket.
Easy to breastfed in, so buttoned at the chest maybe.
Not have shoestring straps as I am having to wear ugly thick strapped bras at the moment.
Flattering for flabby stomach and weirdly bulgy buts above my bum - love handles?

I'm probably a big 14/16 at the moment, which isn't massive but all the weight is hanging - literally with the flabby loose skin you get after 4 children - in tyres around my middle and looks awful.

Does what I'm looking for exsist?

[sirtoffeedoris]

navy too dark? £22

Too short? £28

Sleeves too long? £24.50

would need a belt for shape? £15

Sleeve snotters are annoying, might also need belt £28