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What would you change about your body? I'd like bandy legs!

(91 Posts)
Charliefox Thu 11-Apr-13 20:53:52

I'd love bandy legs, like Kate Moss or Sarah Jessica Parker. I think they look fab and great in any style of clothing but especially skinny jeans. What would you like to be the proud owner of?

OneLittleLady Thu 11-Apr-13 20:55:09

A flat stomach. A twin pregnancy and then C-section ruined my stomach

MintyyAeroEgg Thu 11-Apr-13 20:57:16

Lovely thick hair, like Kirstie Alley.

PhyllisDoris Thu 11-Apr-13 21:02:37

Thighs that don't meet at the top and rub when I walk in a skirt on a hot day when they get sweaty.

AmberNectarine Thu 11-Apr-13 21:02:45

About half the amount of thigh I was genetically gifted would be nice.

RemusLupinsBiggestGroupie Thu 11-Apr-13 21:03:59

Smaller norks. I'd like to be about a 32B rather than E.

britishbakeoff Thu 11-Apr-13 21:04:01

A longer waist. I can't wear anything with a belt round the middle.

landofsoapandyoni Thu 11-Apr-13 21:04:58

I'd like my nose done. It isn't really bad, but my mother and siblings took the mickey out of it all the time when I was young, so I am really conscious of it.

MirandaWest Thu 11-Apr-13 21:06:12

I'd like eyes that can see when I wake up without having to put glasses on. I know I am lucky to be able to have my sight corrected with contact lenses and glasses but would love to wake up and not have to remember exactly where I put my glasses.

Geckoandthemonkey Thu 11-Apr-13 21:09:56

I'd like pearly white teeth without gaps. And flawless skin, no stretch marks or sun damaged skin.

thenightsky Thu 11-Apr-13 21:23:12

Teeth without gaps and a pair of tits that don't drop like stones when I take my bra off.

scarlet76 Thu 11-Apr-13 21:26:49

At 5ft nothing, I'd like to be about 5 inches taller.

OneLittleLady Thu 11-Apr-13 21:28:07

Smaller calves! Then I'd be able to get boots to fit me

giftwrappedkittycat Thu 11-Apr-13 21:46:51

I would definitely like to say adios to my spare tyre and rediscover my waist. Fed up with my muffin top! Although not so fed up to actually move my ass and shift it! And am typing this whilst sipping a glass of wine and munching mini eggs blush

CambridgeBlue Thu 11-Apr-13 21:54:43

There's plenty I could change if I just ate less and got off my arse more but two things that are beyond my control are longer legs - don't mind being short but hate my stumpy legs and lack of ankles - and firmer boobs - again, don't mind them being big (34FF) but a bit nearer my chin and further from my waist would be nice!

santamarianovella Thu 11-Apr-13 21:56:32

bigger boobies, remus im a Bcup,believe me its no fun.

PetiteMum Thu 11-Apr-13 21:58:59

Slim arms and less shoulder/backflab sad

floatyflo Thu 11-Apr-13 21:59:31

My teeth without a doubt. I can cut my hair, work off some weight on my thighs and stomach if I could be bothered give up cake get a good foundation for my blemished skin, but teeth sad

amothersplaceisinthewrong Thu 11-Apr-13 22:00:11

A washboard stomach please

TrinityRhino Thu 11-Apr-13 22:01:37

white teeth and boobs that are less like sacks with n apple in the bottom

but I fed all three of my girls for a total of 7 years which I wanted to do so <shrug>

novelsituation Thu 11-Apr-13 22:20:20

Shapely ankles instead of cankles.

Charliefox Thu 11-Apr-13 22:34:10

I'm developing a bit of the old cankle ankle too. It's like my calf is slipping down my leg.

RemusLupinsBiggestGroupie Thu 11-Apr-13 22:45:28

SantaMaria - fancy swapping? smile

Beaverfeaver Thu 11-Apr-13 22:48:20

I'm short and roughly in proportion, but is live thicker hair. And thinner upper arms and flatter tummy

ivanapoo Thu 11-Apr-13 22:51:13

A longer body - my rib cage practically touches my hip bones - comes second only to perfect skin (which had the ability to tan).

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