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SHITE people say on fashion blogs

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MaureenShit Sun 13-Jan-13 19:53:01

"The kind people at...."
(Ie boden gave me a free bag to pimp a hotchpotch shirt"

"Pop of _fucking colour". No one says this in real life. Fück off.

"This looks cute" no. Kittens are cute. You are a woman who wears scarves. Desist.

MadBusLady Sun 13-Jan-13 21:05:31

It could be worse, you know. I remember when people used to write fashion columns including the phrase "What's a girl to do?"


dexter73 Sun 13-Jan-13 21:05:36

Amber - what is it with the watch?!!! Is Michael Kors a renowned watchmaker?!! I need to know.

PretzelTime Sun 13-Jan-13 21:06:04

I love the picture. "Fashion scarves provide a surprising amount of warmth when dressing for cold weather"
Hmm, wonder if she ever gets to experience cold weather?

LifeofPo Sun 13-Jan-13 21:06:27

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MadBusLady Sun 13-Jan-13 21:07:22

"Work it with..."

I'm sorry, you mean knead it like dough? Operate it like a machine? No?

dexter73 Sun 13-Jan-13 21:08:17

I like MK - I have 3 coats (from TK Maxx) and they are ace. Just wondering about The Watch!

MadBusLady Sun 13-Jan-13 21:08:38

To be fair, Pretzel, she actually does bung a vest on under everything.

Only she calls it a "nude cami".

LifeofPo Sun 13-Jan-13 21:09:08

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MadBusLady Sun 13-Jan-13 21:10:27

Oh and I HATE that knock-kneed pigeon-toe "I'm a little girlie" stance they all do.

MadBusLady Sun 13-Jan-13 21:10:55

I'm good at this game. blush

Ditzy. I quite often see something I like the look of, but one mention of the word ditzy has me running for the hills.

AmberNectarine Sun 13-Jan-13 21:16:27

dexter I just really like rose gold, and that it's chunky. It's a piece of shit though, has broken twice in a year, but was repaired with no quibbles. Wouldn't buy again.

busyboysmum Sun 13-Jan-13 21:25:44

LOL Madbuslady, that stance is soooo useful. I can bung on any old outfit then before I go out, just check myself in the mirror in the knockneed pigeon toed stance.... tada said outfit is bang on trend!

Chugchug Sun 13-Jan-13 21:31:47

MK rose gold watch - check
Blog- check

<slopes off guiltily to add a pop of colour to outfit>

Trills Sun 13-Jan-13 21:38:58

What I always wonder is who takes the pictures...

PretzelTime Sun 13-Jan-13 21:39:15

Which one is the pigeon stance?
One silly pose I see all the time is the one where they cross their legs while standing - is that a real life thing?

It's the general detachedness from what is practical in real life, while being a real life blogging person and not a fashion mag, that really annoys me.

DIddled Sun 13-Jan-13 21:43:34

'Capsule wardrobe'- wtf!!!!

DIddled Sun 13-Jan-13 21:44:28

Ah yes monochrome chic- black and white to us normal peeps....

ubik Sun 13-Jan-13 21:48:26

"Shop the Spring/Summer edit"

"The Runway edit"

<mind boggles>

ubik Sun 13-Jan-13 21:49:47

Oh and
"Shop the campaign,"

(That was you French Connection, stop trying to hide at the back there...)

PretzelTime Sun 13-Jan-13 21:50:13

Whats an edit? A collection?

lurkingaround Sun 13-Jan-13 21:50:37

Ooh, or when they "channel" a look!! Grr. You mean copy??

Awks Sun 13-Jan-13 21:52:53

My fave is "homage to" ie blatant rip off

Awks Sun 13-Jan-13 21:54:15

And ombre. It's fucking tie dye, that's what it is.

Chugchug Sun 13-Jan-13 21:55:00

trills it's usually their other halves or sisters. I take pictures with my camera timer or on phone in mirror, I could never stand out in public posing like that. Although my favourite blogs do feature that kind of photo weirdly.

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