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How's this for a wardrobe malfunction....

(31 Posts)
MaggieW Wed 12-Dec-12 17:20:11

The perils of going commando.

SummerRainIsADistantMemory Thu 13-Dec-12 15:00:07

yep, the first hit on google images isn't starred out and it's very clearly a brazialian with a landing strip.

Really not the sort of dress to be going commando in was it hmm

<<<avoids mentioning the s&m footwear>>>

valiumredhead Thu 13-Dec-12 14:05:23

Nope, clear as a bell - neat landing strip wink

SledsImOn Thu 13-Dec-12 14:03:53

Can you? Maybe google has done something with its filter for me, because I can't! I think it's been pixellated grin

valiumredhead Thu 13-Dec-12 14:00:38

It's not apricot knickers, you can see err... hair.

ItsAllGoingToBeFine Thu 13-Dec-12 13:11:08

Unless she has had some sort of prolapse it is not her vagina, it is her vulva.

SummerRainIsADistantMemory Thu 13-Dec-12 12:53:02

The page won't load properly for me... tried on my phone and laptop

<<<lord only knows why I care enough to try multiple devices....>>>

SledsImOn Thu 13-Dec-12 10:20:14

Yes it is. I think I looked so that I could find a way to condemn it. I really didn't want to see someone else's vagina.

I think it's a horrid thing to publish in the first place, but I'm certainly not convinced it actually shows anything but underwear.

MrsCampbellBlack Thu 13-Dec-12 10:17:34

Seriously why are you looking. I think its crap people take these photos and sell them and ten people look at them.

Yes she was silly to not wear knickers but its still pretty low to look at the photos.

SledsImOn Thu 13-Dec-12 10:15:48

Well it isn't just the absence of , umm, foliage.

If you look closely it has a sort of triangle shaped shadow in the middle. It doesn't look like a fanjo at all. It looks like fabric.

MistletoeAndTomHardyPlease Thu 13-Dec-12 10:08:03

Well, I'd look like I had black woolly knickers on, hahah.

SledsImOn Thu 13-Dec-12 10:07:24


Well it doesn't look like mine. <cough>

MistletoeAndTomHardyPlease Thu 13-Dec-12 10:04:03

Zoomed. Thats definatly her vag.

gregssausageroll Thu 13-Dec-12 09:59:45

She has already interviewed saying she wasn't wearing any!

SledsImOn Thu 13-Dec-12 09:53:40

Ok have zoomed in. That's pants. It's not a vagina.


SledsImOn Thu 13-Dec-12 09:52:10

I don't get why people think she isn't wearing any - the colour you can see looks like a pair of pale apricot, silk knickers to me.

I don't really want to zoom in on it though just in case.

MistletoeAndTomHardyPlease Thu 13-Dec-12 09:49:28

I don't understand why people go out with no knickers on??! Especially if you will be getting out of a car in front of the world?!

DolomitesDonkey Thu 13-Dec-12 09:44:13

Tbh, I've had a lot of wardrobe malfunctions. I've had a split arse in my trousers, I've worn yellow when it doesn't suit me, I've accidentally worn too dark foundation, too light foundation, clothes which didn't flatter. But I've never shown the world my vag whilst exiting a taxi.

Corygal Thu 13-Dec-12 09:43:09

Mayalias - best Joke 2012

SledsImOn Thu 13-Dec-12 09:41:24

Looks like pants to me.

gregssausageroll Thu 13-Dec-12 09:40:21

The outfit isa monstrosity. She is usually so well dressed!

hattymattie Thu 13-Dec-12 09:38:18

They look like those things that are put on legs to straighten them.

I don't understand not wearing knickers - too drafty - I must be a right old fogey. grin

qo Thu 13-Dec-12 09:34:40

hahaha devil wears nada!! grin

valiumredhead Thu 13-Dec-12 09:32:58

Good grief, it's not her vagina - that really would be a wardrobe malfunction wink

Is it so hard to put some knickers on?!

PuffPants Wed 12-Dec-12 21:23:20

1.Put some knickers on, a thong at the very least.

2.I doubt anyone would have noticed if she hadn't announced it - they'd all have been agog at her ghastly legwear.

Anne Hathaway seems a bit of a pain, with her endless bleating on about the trials and tribulations of extreme weight loss (which I bet she loved) and her ugly short hair. She has really put me right off seeing that film. She'll probably get an Oscar just for "doing ugly".

Helltotheno Wed 12-Dec-12 18:37:28

Lol at myalias grin

Those monstrosities on her legs are fuggy fug... and they're not really her anyway are they?

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