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Coleen - Who fancies a point and a laugh??

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BunnyLebowski Fri 07-Dec-12 21:20:43

While she's not my cuppa tea there are folk who regard Coleen Rooney as vaguely fashionable no?

I would like some of them to explain the following abominations to me please.

Deirdre Bar-NO

I don't......what the.....Huh?

Viscose Bon Marché special for £45

For those days nothing else will do but looking like a Poundstretcher Danny Zuko

Gypsies, tramps and thieves!

Geordie Shore


maudpringle Sat 08-Dec-12 16:07:56

forty two pounds for that terrible stripey jumper!
forty two pounds. unbelievable.

valiumredhead Sat 08-Dec-12 17:54:50

That kimono top!!! They must have paid her a FORTUNE to model that!

EIizaDay Sat 08-Dec-12 18:42:48

Seriously girls; it's Littlewoods AND a Rooney. What did you expect ??

RobinsBaubleSparkles Sat 08-Dec-12 18:53:37

I was all ready to jump on this thread and call you a meanie OP, but you're right there are some shockers there!

She looks weird in the third one - like her arms have been stuck on!

GinSoakedMu1berryLush Sat 08-Dec-12 18:58:40

Oh dear oh dear.

I think she is similar shape to me. 5'2" ish and under 9stone, so not fat but not 'slender' or 'lean' either, so not in the enviable shoes of say heidi klum who can put on a frayed wigwam and look stylish.

COLLEEEn, IF YOU're READING, go for plain clothes. NO patterns. Or maybe just a patterned rim. Or a patterned lining. No patterns. No. No flounces. No asymmetrical hems. Nothing like that. fitted plain clothes which looks boring when you type it but it works for victoria beckham doesn't it!?

DontmindifIdo Sat 08-Dec-12 19:02:41

You know, I clicked ready to say you were a cow as i assumed you'd linked to a photo of her in the daily fail or something but really, I have to agree, these make Per Una look elegant and timeless classics.

GinSoakedMu1berryLush Sat 08-Dec-12 19:03:25

This is her range isn't it? it's not littlewoods choosing what to put on her. She really hasn't learned to dress for her height yet. She could look really good if she would accept that there are things she shouldn't wear. That embellished cut away tunic top was disgusting. The jumpsuit thing might have been ok on a woman of five foot ten trying to look less tall. The kalotte bottoms of the catsuit thing didn't help either. a more fitted jumpsuit or what ever you call them....... that could have worked on her.

lightrain Sat 08-Dec-12 19:07:10

All disgusting. I saw her in an airport recently (she was on my plane) and she was wearing a hideous long padded jacket - sleeping bag style. Horrible.

ArthurandGeorge Sat 08-Dec-12 19:07:34

MY EYES !!!!!!!

5 people bought that kimono thing and reviewed it as stylish!!!

Fuckitthatlldo Sat 08-Dec-12 19:09:25

Those are the most awful clothes I have ever seen.

BunnyLebowski Sat 08-Dec-12 19:11:57

Precisely Gin It's the fact that this is her range supposedly partly designed by her that makes me hmm

Why does it looked like the offerings from an Albert Square market stall circa 1994?! confused

She is a bonny girl but I agree that even at events she always looks unflatteringly dressed.

GinSoakedMu1berryLush Sat 08-Dec-12 19:14:58

I'd love to work with her. Her name, my brains, my ideas (i've loads, seriously) my understanding of how to dress the 5' 2" woman, my understanding of the average woman's insecurities and what she wants to play up and play down, her name..... wink what a team we'd make.

GinSoakedMu1berryLush Sat 08-Dec-12 19:15:21

She could get my coffee

DrinkFeckArseGirls Sat 08-Dec-12 19:27:28

I think it's '60s inspired.confused

GetorfsaMotherfuckingMorrisMan Sun 09-Dec-12 11:33:22

All those clothes are laughable. Bless her.

She has no sense of style - she seems to favour wearing dresses and skirts which look like lampshades combined with those ghastly high platforms like this.

And for a pretty girl why is she filling her face with botox at the age of 26 or whatever. There's no need.

GoldPlatedNineDoors Sun 09-Dec-12 11:37:49

Dear lord. The collection doesnt even seem to match itself, let alone be nice.So utterly random.

Per Una are getting a run for their money!

GetorfsaMotherfuckingMorrisMan Sun 09-Dec-12 12:00:10

So expensive as well. You wouldn't mind if those polyester horrors were £15 or whatever (as they would be in Asda or similar) but what a rip off.

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