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So now sequin shorts are the only thing to be seen wearing

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Themumsnot Wed 05-Dec-12 13:39:18

How should we over-size-10s be styling them?
I was thinking of buying these perhaps but what to wear with.

garlicbaubles Wed 05-Dec-12 17:44:29

grin You'll look divine.

KrisMoose Wed 05-Dec-12 17:42:21

That's right grin

No logic to style.

PerryCombover Wed 05-Dec-12 17:30:23

They are miles better than a short skirt
( if cool is what people say now)

noddyholder Wed 05-Dec-12 17:27:28

grin the MN rules! IF you look and feel good I don't think anyone off this board gives a hoot

Themumsnotroastingonanopenfire Wed 05-Dec-12 17:21:39

So let me get this straight. If you are a size 8 you cannot wear sequin shorts if you are 17 or over.
While if you are my age you are fine to wear them as long as you are a size 24 or less.

KrisMoose Wed 05-Dec-12 16:57:21



If your age is more than double your dress size, you should not be wearing them.

Zoe Ball doth not a style icon make.

Themumsnotroastingonanopenfire Wed 05-Dec-12 16:44:22

Looks like your nipples would be too hot to hold them, Chestnuts.
I see great minds are thinking alike re Christmas names. grin

noddyholder Wed 05-Dec-12 16:26:05

I love shorts but not sequinned ones unless you are riding a circus horse

ChestnutsRoastingonaWitchesTit Wed 05-Dec-12 16:14:37

Those nipple tassels wouldn't cover my nipples Themumsnot blush

Amblin Wed 05-Dec-12 16:10:59

Rather sequin shorts than a frumpy tunic.

Amblin Wed 05-Dec-12 16:10:19

Oh don't tease. I really love. !

Amblin Wed 05-Dec-12 16:09:04

I'd love some. I have waxed mango ones

laptopdancer Wed 05-Dec-12 15:18:00

Damn right.

Themumsnot Wed 05-Dec-12 14:19:12

Do you get an arse like Kylie's if you do that, laptop?

Themumsnot Wed 05-Dec-12 14:18:09

Good tip Nil. And so much cheaper than a tunic too. In every possible sense
That's tonight's school concert outfit covered (as it were).

FlimFlamMerrilyOnHigh Wed 05-Dec-12 14:16:25

Ooh thanks guys. Now I have my school-run outfit for tomorrow all planned out.

laptopdancer Wed 05-Dec-12 14:14:36

OOO I want!

sprays kylie's new perfume on arse

nilbyname Wed 05-Dec-12 14:13:52

Nipple tassels might work as an alternative to an actual top. When the temperature is sub zero outside you want to make sure you have as little as possible on making your way from one bar to the next.

I would team them up with a mesh body stocking underneath. Layering is in.

Zwitterion Wed 05-Dec-12 14:10:46

Or guffaw even

Zwitterion Wed 05-Dec-12 14:10:05

Dexter your link made me properly gaffaw!

Themumsnot Wed 05-Dec-12 13:55:54

Exactly so. Mind you my boobs have dropped a few inches after all the years of breastfeeding but I could probably hold the top on with tit tape.

dexter73 Wed 05-Dec-12 13:53:02

Side boob is supposed to be very sexy so a bit of top and bottom boob added in would just make you look even sexier!

noddyholder Wed 05-Dec-12 13:51:08

grin Benidorm tastic

Themumsnot Wed 05-Dec-12 13:50:06

Good plan Dexter. I was going to get the glitter bra linked to yesterday, but they don't have it in 36GG. That top would be much better as I could just let the bits it didn't cover escape out the bottom.

Noddy - No need to play it safe with the opaque and ankle boot thing. I'm only 48. I'll get a spray tan and perhaps these sandals

dexter73 Wed 05-Dec-12 13:43:06

This top perhaps?

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