Please help me. I have a meeting with a client tomorrow at midday. I'm new to my job, I'm anxious for it to go well obviously. The client is a company owning many brands of very fancy handbags and the problem is I don't have a proper handbag (I usually carry a scruffy, broken hand-me-down from my mum which I don't really like). I know for a fact they are very snobby about handbags, watches etc. and check you out straight away. It's their job I suppose.
I know this is very disorganised of me, I know. I've been ill, had other things to deal with, it just totally slipped my mind. But yes I'm crap, feel free to tell me so.
Please help me do some damage limitation here. I can see a few options:
- I take the scruffy one - bad idea in my opinion, its a fabric one and in no way smart not even in a vintage chic kinda way
- I play it too cool for school and take no handbag at all (but where do I put my keys, wallet, pad etc.? and can I really pull this off?
- I pretend I need a laptop - even though there is no conceivable reason I would need a laptop at all - and take everything in a geeky-looking black canvas laptop bag
- I take one of those fabric type bags you get given in fancy bookshops - I have one that has no logo and is light purple. Is this a terrible idea?
- I dash out in the morning and buy a cheapo bag, but they'll obviously spot it a mile away
- I dash out and buy an expensive bag - I'd quite like to avoid this. For one, I don't really have the money but also, I'm so clueless that chances are I'd buy something I thought was really stylish but was actually totally out of fashion or something
I hope someone reads this. I was too scared to post in AIBU...