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OH MY GOD MY FANJO IS ON FIRE

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GnocchiGnocchiWhosThere Thu 22-Mar-12 13:12:26

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MissFoodie Fri 23-Mar-12 10:16:45

er, yes blush

OTheHugeManatee Fri 23-Mar-12 10:42:39

Your poor vagine sad

Sit on a bag of frozen peas?

That'll larn you. A hairy fadge is a happy fadge

Honeydragon Fri 23-Mar-12 12:33:55

I have veeted my bits and the baby and I am not a nethers hating troll. However like everything it does not pay to be complacent, and answering the door was a baaaaaaaaaaaad idea.

I only got it slightly in a place I didn't want it legging it downstairs to let the dog out and it was rather fidgety for a couple of days.

GnocchiGnocchiWhosThere Fri 23-Mar-12 12:43:25

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StellaAndFries Fri 23-Mar-12 13:00:36

OP I'm literally feeling the same pain, we are going away this afternoon so I thought I'd better sort out the old fanjo in preparation for a swimming cossie, whacked the nair on and removed without a wince, had a wee a couple of hours later and by Christ it burns! I daren't wee again now.

NormaStanleyFletcher Fri 23-Mar-12 14:44:39

MUCH respect at doing the deed with a burn down there ! SWMNBN toils be proud ;)

And Arf at the safe word

katfashion Fri 23-Mar-12 17:24:26

I've spent all day dealing with a sick child...this thread has made me laugh out loud, thanks.
ps sorry about your fanjo

katfashion Fri 23-Mar-12 17:24:49

have you thought of waxing?!

MissMacross Fri 23-Mar-12 22:04:14

Suddenly I've never been so glad I stick to plain old razors. (And I never thought I'd say THAT about my nether regions.)

eurochick Fri 23-Mar-12 22:31:13

You left it on for 15 minutes??? Is that advised for Nair? I have used Veet down there with no adverse effects but the pack only advises leaving that on for 3-6 minutes (depending on which one you get). I hop into the shower at the first sign of a tingle - the sign that my bits are getting irritated- regardless of whether or not it has been on for the alloted time or not. This method seems to work for me. I've had no apparent ill effects and I've been doing this for years.

GnocchiGnocchiWhosThere Sat 24-Mar-12 00:29:33

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OTheHugeManatee Sat 24-Mar-12 07:02:48

I think I like 'FANJON' nearly as much as 'Vagine' grin

TattyDevine Sat 24-Mar-12 08:39:37

OOh! Bwahahahahaha.

Now OP, much as I am sympathetic to your Fanjo of Fire, I don't think we so much "told you to do it" as opposed to saying how we did it with no ill effects.

Certainly I have never got the stuff in my most innermost bits and if I did I'd imagine that would hurt!

Anyway, if you pull your piss flaps completely aside when you wee in theory the wee shouldn't touch any sore bits (haha I'm getting a visual now) grin

SuperSlattern Sat 24-Mar-12 08:53:39

Tatty you are evil grin

That's an image it didn't want in my head

MissFoodie Sat 24-Mar-12 20:34:27

no, I didn't say anything about Nair Sensitive - I said I use Nair for Coarse Hair.....leave it on for 10 mins....never a problem
blush

SaggyOldClothCatPuss Sat 24-Mar-12 21:52:10

Changing the subject slightly, but did anybody read the Classic thread about the funniest bits of childbirth? There's one poster in there, who (IIRC) tried to immac her fanjo before birth, but didn't think it had worked, until the midwife went down there and all her pubes fell off! grin that story always makes me chuckle!

GnocchiGnocchiWhosThere Sun 25-Mar-12 17:07:08

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TattyDevine Sun 25-Mar-12 18:01:27

Just post a vid of the piss flaps technique will you for those who didn't get it the first time... grin

Aperolspritzer Sun 25-Mar-12 23:20:50

got tears reading this, 'flaps' you say - oh well done

but sorry of course, blush

twoistwiceasfun Mon 26-Mar-12 13:32:23

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GnocchiGnocchiWhosThere Mon 26-Mar-12 13:37:15

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twoistwiceasfun Mon 26-Mar-12 13:59:49

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GnocchiGnocchiWhosThere Mon 26-Mar-12 14:00:58

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