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Truly Speziale!

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Emo76 · 15/10/2011 20:14

party dress?

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MadameCastafiore · 15/10/2011 20:17

Truely hideoso!

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josephinebonaparte · 15/10/2011 20:33

Fucking awful.

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oldqueenie · 15/10/2011 20:35

my eyes, my eyes...

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ujjayi · 15/10/2011 20:46

words fail me.

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SeymoreBats · 15/10/2011 20:55

[hshock]

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horMOANSnomore · 15/10/2011 21:09

Looks like she's wearing a pinny over her little black dress.

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dexter73 · 15/10/2011 21:11

If they took the 'ard' from the 'foulard' they would be describing it correctly.

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FetchezLaVache · 15/10/2011 21:12

I love playing Per Una! That one's been on here before, but it's so gobsmackingly wrong it's always worth pointing at and laughing.

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Emo76 · 15/10/2011 21:21

oh no , apologies for the Per Una double spot faux pas! Still I am genuinely staggered at the range of horrors on offer there, season after season. Who on earth buys it?

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paulapantsdown · 15/10/2011 21:39

it look like a large swimsuit worn over a jumper

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paulapantsdown · 15/10/2011 21:43
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FoofFighters · 15/10/2011 21:43

Ooh Speziale is truly vile. How I Love the this big floppy gem. Behold, the fanjo-flap cardi

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KenDoddsDadsDog · 15/10/2011 21:49

You know what? I have a fear of the day that I will like something on the specials threads. So far I'm safe though Grin

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FoofFighters · 15/10/2011 21:56

oh paula missed your post! [hblush]

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OTheHugeWerewolef · 15/10/2011 21:58
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OTheHugeWerewolef · 15/10/2011 22:01
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Emo76 · 15/10/2011 22:01

A "casual single breasted coat" . ah. that's where I've been going wrong then on Fridays at work.

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moondog · 15/10/2011 22:04

These have me wheezing in manner of arthritic spaniel.
I wonder if i could pit in an FOI request to M&S as to purchasing demographic?

Clinically insane I would imagine.
Perhaps it is some weird tax avoidance scam?

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Panzee · 15/10/2011 22:16
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Emo76 · 15/10/2011 22:17

"a feminine shrug" .....as opposed to a masculine one?

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FoofFighters · 15/10/2011 22:18

oh god that flower applique dogtooth skirt [hshock]

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's a bobbled cardi-tux!

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FoofFighters · 15/10/2011 22:19

The key to tasteful studded sequinned wear is less is more

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BattyDevineIntervention · 15/10/2011 22:25

Is that Per Una model really, really cheap?

No. She was in fact quite expensive. Because she knew she would never work again

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wailedfig · 15/10/2011 22:38

I know it's stating the bleeding obvious, but it never fails to amaze me that those clothes go through multiple stages - the design, the approval, the samples, the production - and no one at any point says, hmm, that's really quite foul. In fact, presumably there are worse designs that don't actually make it.

[head explodes]

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WeepsInPaleDew · 15/10/2011 22:54

Oh please stop...

I can't move for laughing. The designers are taking the piss, surely? I wonder how much they get paid? Does anybody know? I am genuinely interested.

I have a small box in my cupboard which contains paper dresses/outfits from Bunty magazine, with which I used to "dress" a paper model many,many moons ago. I wonder if the lovely Speziale designers would like them as inspiration for their next collection. Pretty similar tat stuff.

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