James Bond theme party- what can I go as?

[LaurieFairyCake]

I know noth

[LaurieFairyCake]

Othing about Bond.

I am short, and a size 18 with mucho cleavage.

Help me?

[grumpypants]

I think the only option is spray tan, white bikini, shower first. Or gold spray paint all over...

[MummyAbroad]

I went to one once dressed as blofeld's Cat. I made a skirt and top from white fluffy material, then dressed it up with a really blingy collar, lots of make up and drawn on whiskers.

Here are some pics of the cat
www.google.co.cr/search?q=blofeld's+cat&hl=es-419&biw=1066&bih=582&prmd=imvns&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=lTR_ToS_IpDAgQfnl_gv&sqi=2&ved=0CDkQsAQ

[purplepidjinawoollytangle]

Miss Moneypenny? Just wear a skirt suit with a frilly blouse and a serious hairdo

[LaurieFairyCake]

I am not on board with either being gold or being in a bikini

I quite fancy being a cat but apart from a wedding dress I don't own a White frock.

[LaurieFairyCake]

Dh wants me to go as moneypenny as he has a horn for the librarian look.

I don't have a skirt suit or own a pencil skirt now but I could buy a skirt and a pretty chiffon blouse as they're quite fashionable.

[TipOfTheSlung]

Go as M
Intellligent, can get the better of Bond and knows how to keep her clothes on

[purplepidjinawoollytangle]

Ooh, good excuse for a shopping trip then

Don't forget specs if you don't already wear them! I like the M idea too, especially as the latest one is Dame Judi Dench

[Fatshionista]

Go as MM! Excellent choice.

I'm a sucker for an androgynous suit so I'd probably go as Bond and talk on Bond lines all night.

[DilysPrice]

If you have long dark hair you could do Jane Seymour in LALD.
I hate Bond parties, they're such a piece of cake for the men and such a sod for the women.

[TaurielTest]

DP was once the only guy dressed as Q (labcoat, gadgets) in a Bond-themed party full of blokes in tuxedos. Made him very popular. Might be an option if the cross-gender thing doesn't bother you? ;)

[corlan]

You could do Rosa Klebb from 'From Russia With love' - just slick you hair back and sellotape a couple of dinner knives to your shoes <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=rosa+klebb&hl=en&biw=1024&bih=677&tbm=isch&tbnid=WhfnnsBH1mqqpM:&imgrefurl=www.ask.com/wiki/Rosa_Klebb&docid=HWPxuxGf3sIihM&w=180&h=127&ei=OVJ_TpX_CoW98gOd54GEAQ&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=758&vpy=354&dur=7627&hovh=101&hovw=144&tx=62&ty=56&page=16&tbnh=101&tbnw=144&start=231&ndsp=14&ved=1t:429,r:13,s:231" rel="nofollow noindex" target="_blank">like so

Warning: could get dangerous when the dancing starts!

[tethersend]

Tinfoil teeth + a small stepladder = Jaws.

[SeriousWispaHabit]

Xenia Onatopp?

Would need corset style black top and fitted black jacket, glam undo and red lipstick. Cigar as prop.

[Ilikepinkwine]

Get your DH to go as Jaws and go as the blonde girly who fell for him. Plaits and a jumpsuit I think?