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What's the most STUPID/embarrassing lipstick name you've had

(9 Posts)
ireallyagreewithyou Tue 20-Sep-11 16:28:59

i had to ask for voluptuous violet the other day. Felt a reet nob. We sniggered together.

higgle Tue 20-Sep-11 16:46:09

I was surprised DH actually did go Space NK and buy me my Nars "Orgasm" blusher last christmas.

NatureAbhorsAHoover Tue 20-Sep-11 17:07:14

higgle I came onto this thread to say Orgasm blusher as well grin

MardyBra Tue 20-Sep-11 17:17:26

I remember my mother used to use a brand called Gay Geranium. I don't think they make it any more.

ireallyagreewithyou Tue 20-Sep-11 17:39:01

Yes but orgasm at least accurate. Vv just stupid

SayItIsntSo Tue 20-Sep-11 18:48:52

I'm relatively new to the lipstick game, but I've been recommended (on other thread) mauve it over, the main feature of which is that it's not mauve and the name seems to be based on a non-existant pun.

Nippysnippy Tue 20-Sep-11 18:49:00

Ruby Woo?

coffeeinbed Tue 20-Sep-11 19:46:51

Nars Promiscious - which is lovely gold.
Nars Fire down bellow - red
Nars petit monstre - see a pattern there?
Anyway, their blushers are even better.
Deep Throat anyone?

HandMini Tue 20-Sep-11 19:48:22

Chanel "Ironic Tonic".

Gorgeous lip gloss, super colour, wanky name.

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