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What item of clothing or accessory do you JUST NOT WEAR?

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ItsNotRocketSurgery · 17/06/2011 19:30

Even though you think it's a perfectly fine garment, and can look lovely on other people?

I don't wear clothes with writing on. Or pictures. Patterns yes, but no motifs.

I have no idea why. I don't think they are ugly or trashy or frumpy or too young, they're just not me.

What's your "nothing wrong with it but it's just not me" item?

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NettoSuperstar · 17/06/2011 19:31

Leggings.
Tunic tops.

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ItsNotRocketSurgery · 17/06/2011 19:33

As a combo? Or you don't wear either ever (and so the two together is the thing you are least likely to be seen in ever)

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BunnyLebowski · 17/06/2011 19:34

Leggings
Playsuits
Harem pants
Uggs

Although as opposed to thinking they're 'perfectly fine garments' I think they look atrocious on anyone.

Also

maxi dresses - I would look like a busted sofa.

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Zwitterion · 17/06/2011 19:34

Any animal print. Looks great on other people, cack on me.

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headfairy · 17/06/2011 19:35

I don't really wear anything with words on. I really don't want GAP written across my tits.

I will never wear leggings, chubby knees mean it's a nasty sight.
I also don't wear anything too pretty pretty, but that's because I'm nearly 6ft tall and look like the hanging gardens of Babylon with a floral frock on.

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BitOfFun · 17/06/2011 19:35

Gimpsuits. They just don't do anything for me.

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HappyAsIAm · 17/06/2011 19:35

Jumpsuits. I love them for this season, but I think they're not for 35 year olds like me (or maybe its just me).

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ItsNotRocketSurgery · 17/06/2011 19:36

Bunny - so is there anything that you do think is fine and lvoely on other people but never to be seen on you?

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DuelingFanjo · 17/06/2011 19:38

Jeggings
tops with bits cut out of the shoulder
Trainers
Handbags

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pink4ever · 17/06/2011 19:39

Skinny jeans-never never never. Really do not get it on here that they are recomended so much/ Do not look good on any one but very slim teenagers imo.
White jeans-just yuk.
Hoodies/fleeces-seriously unfeminine.

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thestringcheeseincident · 17/06/2011 19:39

anything strapless or one shouldered
anything boxy (tops)
anything yellow or orange

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freshprincess · 17/06/2011 19:40

Scarves, ones just for show rather than to keep your neck warm.
I just can't carry them Off.

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pink4ever · 17/06/2011 19:41

Oh I forgot about one shouldered thing! am too broad in that area and just makes me look like a shot-putter.

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baguettecut · 17/06/2011 19:42

I never wear skirts, they look nice on other people but for some reason I don't own one.

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BunnyLebowski · 17/06/2011 19:43

Yup. Plenty of things.

Maxi dresses on tall willowy types. Body-con dresses on women with fabulous figures. Cute little <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=3.bp.blogspot.com/_KK1KBiNAnvE/TTGdyX8AjTI/AAAAAAAAACc/pkCWEJb6Swc/s1600/etsy.jpg&imgrefurl=themobbcouturestylists.blogspot.com/2011/01/peter-pan-collar.html&usg=__ULrdNL0FqxJa5J6wEA5I6k7JpHw=&h=800&w=902&sz=80&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=ud2x6Qy4FUkQxM:&tbnh=147&tbnw=161&ei=VZ_7TcvhDcjD8QO4iYmqCQ&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dpeter%2Bpan%2Bcollar%2Bdress%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26biw%3D1680%26bih%3D925%26tbm%3Disch&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=130&vpy=400&dur=867&hovh=211&hovw=238&tx=120&ty=96&page=1&ndsp=53&ved=1t:429,r:21,s:0&biw=1680&bih=925" rel="nofollow noindex" target="_blank">Peter Pan collar dresses on small busted types.

Skinny jeans with over the knee boots on <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=photos-3.posh24.com/p/1105228/z/street_style/claudia_schiffer_brown_boots_j.jpg&imgrefurl=www.posh24.com/photo/756894/claudia_schiffer_brown_boots_j&usg=__z6CyR1aTFTf_OLlRkXj2Ph6jsZQ=&h=1290&w=968&sz=256&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=xcqO-mocMdIR_M:&tbnh=147&tbnw=111&ei=HKD7TZyEOIKi8QPE9djzDw&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dclaudia%2Bschiffer%2Bbrown%2Bboots%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26biw%3D1680%26bih%3D925%26tbm%3Disch&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=127&vpy=59&dur=166&hovh=259&hovw=194&tx=95&ty=99&page=1&ndsp=57&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0&biw=1680&bih=925" rel="nofollow noindex" target="_blank">anyone like this

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HipHopOpotomus · 17/06/2011 19:45

Scarfs - of any description, worn in any way. Have always made me look and feel 65!

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cruelladepoppins · 17/06/2011 19:48

Things I just don't wear:

Hipster trousers.
High heeled sandals.
Polyster fleece jackets (but trousers OK).
Velour tracksuits.
Maxi dresses (ordered 2 recently and sent them back after DH said I looked like a bridesmaid in them).
Logos; they are a real deal-breaker.

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ggirl · 17/06/2011 19:52

logos
spaghetti straps or strapless
leggings
thongs
boleros
converse
nipple tassles

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CroissantNeuf · 17/06/2011 19:56

Heels
Ear-rings (I've not worn them for years despite having 4 holes in my ears )

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babylann · 17/06/2011 19:57

Those things. The furry things in the shape of a waistcoat. What are they called? Gillets?

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toastandmarmiterocks · 17/06/2011 19:58

hoop earrings. I've got really odd ear lobes so they stick out sideways. Like them on other people though.

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Paschaelina · 17/06/2011 20:00

Wolf fleece.

I'm sure they look good on some body types though.

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ItsNotRocketSurgery · 17/06/2011 20:00

That's funny, I would never not wear earrings. Don't like the look of the holes with nothing in them.

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Bumperlicioso · 17/06/2011 20:02

Batwings, I have skinny arms and pointy shoulders and they really don't suit me, nothing float around my arms does.

Rarely wear earrings these days, I find they make my ears achy.

Don't wear pointy shoes. They look awful on my rather wide and large-for-my-height feet.

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tassisssss · 17/06/2011 20:02

for years I didn't get crops but I got over that when I borrowed maternity ones

i took longer than most to do leggings and still amn't convinced

i like the idea of bodywarmers but amn't quite there yet!

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