hahaha I just had a brazilian. its bloody hilarious

[GretchenWiener]

and it wasnt so painful OR embarassing. we talked about Cruises. One of us knew a LOT more about this than the other. I only said OUCH twice.
10 mins all done

[MrsCampbellBlack]

Knickers on or off?

When mine came off was when I blushed but don't find them painful really.

[GretchenWiener]

well knickers ON but i dont know why.

[GretchenWiener]

she said i was VERY brave*

(* and she never says that to everyone at all ever so dont say it)

[cyb]

I know you were looking forward to Thursday but this is ridiculous

[plebshire]

I blush when they ask if you want your arse done.



[stingyness overcoming embarrassment]

'yes please'

[GretchenWiener]

there was NO arse questions

Lol at thursday.

[MrsCampbellBlack]

Did you have to pull and then separate? I giggled all the way through my first one and couldn't meet the beautician's eye.

But how comes brazilian - I didn't think you liked them?

[GretchenWiener]

i dont think i have hairs on me bot

[GretchenWiener]

was talking to mate who is midwife. she said everyone has 'em
i thought right ill bloody try this then.
so here i am
bet i wont be arsed ( !) regularly

[cyb]

I wait until my bi yearly anal bleaching appointment before worrying about arse hairs

[RipMacWinkle]

The arse questions and knickers off are what stop me getting a brazilian.

And yes, I do have children so have no dignity left.

Just can't bring myself to do it.

[plebshire]

'I don't think..'

neither did I. Turns out i was wrong

[cyb]

If the midwife said put your head in the oven woudl you do it

[GretchenWiener]

i think best to just front it (!) out. fess up as newbie. she very cool - barely stopped talking. was v good.

if youve done labout this is a wlalk in the park

[GretchenWiener]

lol. you KNOW i am a curious sod though cybbo.

[GretchenWiener]

( midwife doesnt herself)

[cyb]

Ah, but you like swimming dont you

I dont so feel no need to remove

H grateful even if I've got full Mcrewick mutton chops down there

[GretchenWiener]

ROAR>
i dont swim.
it was purely research. Now have done. AANyhoo was FREEE as had so much credit built up on loyalty card.

[RipMacWinkle]

I know but until they offer to put a screen up across my tum so I don't have to watch I don't know if I can do it.

If I did, I'd have to go to a new beautician.

I may be a weirdo

[Pollyanna]

I thought you had to go on all fours and cock a leg for brazilians? I've had knickers on ones before where I have to lift my leg up to my ears (or something).

[TaudrieTattoo]

How do you keep your knickers on?

I a brazilian everything off? Or do they leave a little Hitler 'tache?

[GretchenWiener]

oh yes def go to irregular beautician. go on rippy

[cyb]

Thin end of the wedge in my book

it'll be lip plumping and ear stretching next

[TaudrieTattoo]

Is, even.

[sparkle1977]

good god, the arse thing and knickers off have me running a bloody mile at the thought!!

i have two children too but just cannot bring myself to show someone else my fanjo and have to pay for it!! Plus the whole idea of "pull and then seperate" - no, just no.