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hahaha I just had a brazilian. its bloody hilarious

(81 Posts)
GretchenWiener Wed 01-Jun-11 15:57:21

and it wasnt so painful OR embarassing. we talked about Cruises. One of us knew a LOT more about this than the other. I only said OUCH twice.
10 mins all done

MrsCampbellBlack Wed 01-Jun-11 16:01:22

Knickers on or off?

When mine came off was when I blushed but don't find them painful really.

GretchenWiener Wed 01-Jun-11 16:02:04

well knickers ON but i dont know why.

GretchenWiener Wed 01-Jun-11 16:02:30

she said i was VERY brave*

(* and she never says that to everyone at all ever so dont say it)

cyb Wed 01-Jun-11 16:04:37

I know you were looking forward to Thursday but this is ridiculous

plebshire Wed 01-Jun-11 16:05:23

I blush when they ask if you want your arse done.


[stingyness overcoming embarrassment]

'yes please'

GretchenWiener Wed 01-Jun-11 16:07:42

there was NO arse questions

Lol at thursday.

MrsCampbellBlack Wed 01-Jun-11 16:08:25

Did you have to pull and then separate? I giggled all the way through my first one and couldn't meet the beautician's eye.

But how comes brazilian - I didn't think you liked them?

GretchenWiener Wed 01-Jun-11 16:08:37

i dont think i have hairs on me bot

GretchenWiener Wed 01-Jun-11 16:09:14

was talking to mate who is midwife. she said everyone has 'em
i thought right ill bloody try this then.
so here i am
bet i wont be arsed ( !) regularly

cyb Wed 01-Jun-11 16:09:17

I wait until my bi yearly anal bleaching appointment before worrying about arse hairs

RipMacWinkle Wed 01-Jun-11 16:09:22

The arse questions and knickers off are what stop me getting a brazilian.

And yes, I do have children so have no dignity left.

Just can't bring myself to do it.

plebshire Wed 01-Jun-11 16:09:55

'I don't think..'

neither did I. Turns out i was wrong blush

cyb Wed 01-Jun-11 16:09:55

If the midwife said put your head in the oven woudl you do it

GretchenWiener Wed 01-Jun-11 16:10:32

i think best to just front it (!) out. fess up as newbie. she very cool - barely stopped talking. was v good.

if youve done labout this is a wlalk in the park

GretchenWiener Wed 01-Jun-11 16:11:07

lol. you KNOW i am a curious sod though cybbo.

GretchenWiener Wed 01-Jun-11 16:11:24

( midwife doesnt herself)

cyb Wed 01-Jun-11 16:11:28

Ah, but you like swimming dont you

I dont so feel no need to remove

H grateful even if I've got full Mcrewick mutton chops down there

GretchenWiener Wed 01-Jun-11 16:12:10

i dont swim.
it was purely research. Now have done. AANyhoo was FREEE as had so much credit built up on loyalty card.

RipMacWinkle Wed 01-Jun-11 16:12:22

I know but until they offer to put a screen up across my tum so I don't have to watch I don't know if I can do it.

If I did, I'd have to go to a new beautician.

I may be a weirdo

Pollyanna Wed 01-Jun-11 16:12:26

I thought you had to go on all fours and cock a leg for brazilians? I've had knickers on ones before where I have to lift my leg up to my ears (or something).

TaudrieTattoo Wed 01-Jun-11 16:12:41

How do you keep your knickers on? confused

I a brazilian everything off? Or do they leave a little Hitler 'tache?

GretchenWiener Wed 01-Jun-11 16:12:49

oh yes def go to irregular beautician. go on rippy

cyb Wed 01-Jun-11 16:12:59

Thin end of the wedge in my book

it'll be lip plumping and ear stretching next

TaudrieTattoo Wed 01-Jun-11 16:13:03

Is, even.

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