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You are only allowed in if you are not an utter ARSE, by order of a poorly dragon.

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HoneyDragon Wed 15-May-13 17:38:00

I have a cold. A proper doozy of one. I am grumpy. I am staying here, in Euro 2012 till I feel better.

There appears to a lot of left over meat pies, Doritos and Lager. I may even dust off the bar.

But you can only come in if you promise not to be snippy or mean, or I will stamp on you till you are greasy.

<<coughs pathetically>>

FrebbieMisaGREATshag Thu 16-May-13 22:13:49

I actually have a doc apt tomorrow to discuss my hay fever. I'm on anti hists plus inhalers and they're no good at all.

OhYouBadBadKitten Thu 16-May-13 22:42:11

Have you got mastitis HD?

HoneyDragon Fri 17-May-13 13:12:24

Not yet, hopefully it will not go there. Definitely a blocked duct though.

Brian have you got a catchy thingy?

I have the Lurgy too - and I have had it for over a week now, despite taking lots of echinacea and vitamins. Some bastard has sandpapered my throat, and I am enjoying a convulsive cough that strikes me out of the blue, and makes me cough until I wet myself damn you pelvic floor, damn you.

I am supposed to be singing in a concert with my choir tomorrow - we are a small group, and I don't want to miss the concert (apart from one piece that I loathe with a passion, and we can't sing), so I am fairly pissed off.

I am off in a moment to make myself a cup of hot blackcurrant with soluble aspirin. It eases the sore throat, helps with the aches and the headache, and the aspirin gives the blackcurrant a tasty tang.

BrianCoxandTheTempleofDOOM Fri 17-May-13 13:25:15

<offers Honey a hot flannel> I had a blocked duct last week, I feared mastitis (am a drama llama!) but paracetamol and aiming the shower whilst massaging followed by a massive nursing sesh cleared it. hope you get sorted!

SDTG - do you not get a sexy throaty sound to your voice, a la Phoebe in Friends? grin

DLL update - sat here nursing DS and the long legged cunt tried to get me sad

I'd like to say I was calm and ignored it. I absolutely did not scream and jump up, frightening poor DS sad blush

It is now out of sight, planning its next attack, I'm on high alert!

No catchy thing, just a cushion and a remote control to hand hmm

Trumpton Fri 17-May-13 13:26:06

Just checking back in to say that 3 days into the anti-biotics and I can wee without rocking and crying on the loo !

Now I just need to pull the house back together.

HoneyDragon Fri 17-May-13 14:17:07

Well done Trumpton.

I should not be on here. DS his party on Sunday and Hols next week. I have 4 baskets overflowing with ironing, the house needs cleaning, Avon needs delivering and all the baking, including a birthday cake needs to be done <wibbles>

Trumpton Fri 17-May-13 14:43:49

Put the clothes away un-ironed but folded. If they need ironing before wearing do them then but body heat is a fabulous iron-er.

10 minute bursts in each room, set a buzzer.

(While cake cooks )

Buy food , they don't appreciate home made anyway. grin

Can't help with the delivering.. sorree. sad

How is the poor boob ?

FancyPuffin Fri 17-May-13 14:59:48

<<Enters thread>>

<<Hides in corner>>

Hows the boob HD? I had a massive infected cyst on mine last year, twas evil and glorious

HoneyDragon Fri 17-May-13 15:51:39

<<stops multitasking to cuddle puffins€>

BrianCoxandTheTempleofDOOM Fri 17-May-13 16:36:35

ooo Piffun tell me.more, did it ooze?

BrianCoxandTheTempleofDOOM Fri 17-May-13 16:37:33

ffs, that's not even auto correct, just me being crap!

ahem : Puffin.

Unfortunately, Brian, my voice veers from squeaky to completely absent, with occasional huskiness - and I lose about half my range.

FancyPuffin Fri 17-May-13 16:42:12

<<Snuggles HoneyD>>

Brian it exploded grin it was like a gift I wish I had recorded it

BrianCoxandTheTempleofDOOM Fri 17-May-13 16:44:58

phwoooar bet it was immense! grin

As for your voice SDTG, that's my vocal range without a cold sad I try to emulate Lea Salonga, it is more cat-in-pain though!,wink

Maryz Fri 23-May-14 13:05:43

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Maryz Fri 23-May-14 13:06:20

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poorbuthappy Fri 23-May-14 13:11:39

Isn't the OP HoneyDragon?
Or did I just miss something? grin

Maryz Fri 23-May-14 13:13:16

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