Log in with:
Register to join the discussion, get discounts and more.
Please enter a valid email address.
Please check your email to confirm your account, and you'll be ready to go.
Apologies, but we're not accepting new user registrations at the moment. You're free to browse the site as a guest in the meantime.
This is page 1 of 4 (This thread has 94 messages.)
I have a cold. A proper doozy of one. I am grumpy. I am staying here, in Euro 2012 till I feel better.There appears to a lot of left over meat pies, Doritos and Lager. I may even dust off the bar.But you can only come in if you promise not to be snippy or mean, or I will stamp on you till you are greasy.<<coughs pathetically>>
I am also lurgified. I am also covered in puppy fluids. Love me, HD <wails>
I too am lurgified.And I have a kidney infection.I claim the cup.
<<passes tissues>>Can you not teach Jas to read then he can do Gwendy Baily with Shit Slidey Puppy?
I won't be snippy - I have cystitis and am too pathetic to be snippy. I just want to curl into a little ball and sob a bit.
My poor deprived children are fighting the bit out cooking their own tea.
There's no cup Fredders soz. I do have a great big teak club in case SP tries to bring Cliff in here.You can be in charge of that if you like?
Jas and the puppy are joyfully rolling around the floor sounding like the hounds from hell. Every so often they let up on the blood curdling growling/snarling to lick each other and have a kip <blows nose>
On the bright side, MNHQ won't dare kick me out of a topic this time. They won't risk catching the LURGY OF EVIL
Cliff once slept on my mother's camp bedAnd that is an honest to God true fact.
Wow. That is quite an awesome fact. Although it couldn't be any other bed than a camp one really could it, if it had Cliff in it?
May I have details as to how this came about?
can I come in?I have greasy hair and the baby just threw up on my face as I was kissing his chubby cheeks.you want to be me don't you!
He was doing some sort of gospel tour in the 80's and ended up staying with a minister friend of my parents'Really not that exciting. Sorry.
Oh I misread the thread title, I thought it said you are only allowed in here if you ARE an arse...I'll just get me coat..
Um... <whispers> you do know that this appears in Active COnvos, right?
ABFYou can stay if your not snippy or mean. I'll not swish you.Oh. So we can speculate that you are Cliffs love child then?
Can't ... Doh
<brings in mug of hot vimto for poor Honeydragon>
Not snippy or mean. I've just spent the last 10 mins singing lullabies. I mean how un-snippy or mean can you get.I'm just settling down to some Judge Judy. I'll let her get snippy on my behalf.
I'm on my best behaviour tonight.
Have you been on your worst behaviour then ABF?
Avril .... That's why I put a sign on the door and everythink,Thank you Clara <<slurps>> actually that's a good idea, I might make some hot berry squash if smallest dragon relents and sleeps.
Clara I have my moments.
I have to go back to work next monday and I am already dreading it.
Join the discussion
Registering is free, easy, and means you can join in the discussion, get discounts, win prizes and lots more.
Already registered with Mumsnet? Log in to leave your comment or alternatively, sign in with Facebook or Google.
Please login first.