Omg this one is sooooo good!

[QueenOfOversharing]

I wanted to be digging around in here.

[Whatthebeepisthishelpsporners]

How do i go about getting the necessary degree to do this for a living? Why was this career never mentioned at open day 😩

[CanadianJohn]

You just need a trusting friend with ear blackheads. I've seen this video before; I suspect the digger is a non-professional. No gloves, and the wrong kind of tweezers.

[Whatthebeepisthishelpsporners]

I wish I knew someone like that. Though considering my own current spot issue I should not be trusted!

[Bluewavescrashing]

Omg

[QueenOfOversharing]

@Whatthebeepisthishelpsporners if you ever find out, please let me know!

Was it 3 holes that all joined up? It was like one of those hankies up the sleeve tricks... just kept coming!

[Bodear]

@Whatthebeepisthishelpsporners exactly my thoughts. Back to school to become a Dr? Then specialise is dermatology? Seems excessive when all I want to do is remove blackheads and spots

[BercowsFlamingoFlownSouth]

Why don't they just squeeze them?! I hate all the digging around. It makes me feel squiffy and takes forever. Just squeeze ffs!

[BrennieGirl]

I was holding my breath from around the 7 minute mark. It felt like she was giving birth!

[Whatthebeepisthishelpsporners]

My massive swelling burst tonight. One massive amount of pus, 2 ingrown hairs and a ginormous blackhead. Amazing. It all happened as I was towelling myself dry after my bath otherwise it would have been an amazing video!

[QueenOfOversharing]

@BrennieGirl me too!

@Whatthebeepisthishelpsporners I cannot believe we have no video!

[Whatthebeepisthishelpsporners]

@QueenOfOversharing I wish I’d got one. That would be one for the masses! Was glorious! On the plus side, it’s started to swell again. Sooo.... watch this space! It’s still really really painful! My friend has an abscess on his hand! He has gone to a&e, made him promise to send me a video for MN if they lance it today!

[QueenOfOversharing]

@Whatthebeepisthishelpsporners oooooooooh so excited! I'll be sitting here in sporner corner, waiting 🤤

[fogginghell]

You're all insane

[Whatthebeepisthishelpsporners]

Insane in the best way 🤓 I am on tenterhooks! When I saw him this morning it was ginormous! Times like these I wish I carried around a handy scalpel!

[JoJothesquirrel]

There’s got to be an option for non medical people to this. Like the beauticians who do Botox. I would be so good at this and I’m not interested in the scalpel cutting ones (although I never understand why they don’t make a neater cut)

[Whatthebeepisthishelpsporners]

@JoJothesquirrel I’m qualified to do Botox 😂 Love it! I have been promised just now that as long as I use LA I can lance it! Woop!!!!

[MrsPelligrinoPetrichor]

Following!!!!!

[Whatthebeepisthishelpsporners]

Update* dr has confirmed that there is a definite infection (no shit) he is having an x ray for some reason, and antibiotics until I can get my hands on that gorgeous lump! Stay posted! I am too excited.

[MrsPelligrinoPetrichor]

Still following!!!!

[QueenOfOversharing]

@Whatthebeepisthishelpsporners I think I pissed myself a bit.

[Whatthebeepisthishelpsporners]

😐 the dr lanced it, I got sent a video of the aftermath. Not the actual lance itself. Disappointed is not the word

[Shockers]

I once had an enormous blackhead in my ear. I went to the dr because just days before, my son had picked up a tick on his earlobe whilst walking through a field in Scotland (he was 5, so closer to the ground). When my friend noticed the black thing buried in my flesh, we thought it was another tick.

The dr dismantled a ballpoint pen and placed the opening over the black thing, then pressed hard... it all came out at once and it was bloody enormous. The dr was clearly a sporner because he spent ages examining it, with a look of pure joy on his face .

[QueenOfOversharing]

@Whatthebeepisthishelpsporners blocked

[QueenOfOversharing]

@Shockers ooooooooooh I bet you made his day! I'm imagining it filling the whole length of the pen!

[Whatthebeepisthishelpsporners]

Omg!! I literally just posted an update! I just found a huge spot in my ear that I’ve popped 3 Times (there is a Pic) but I can’t seem to get it all out. Any volunteers?