Look what fell out my ear

[Munder]

So I've have a blocked ear for over a week. I started almond oil from the chemist three days ago and then this fell out of my ear this morning.

I couldn't stop thinking about it at work today. It's so cool but disgusting.

Now everything sounds too loud!

[HappyGoGoLucky]

Although disgusting, it is so satisfying! Glad you can hear loud and clear again.

[Decormad38]

Ear wax. Lovely I used to love syringing ears.

[Justmuddlingalong]

Please tell me those are BBQ tongs and not tweezers you are using to give scale. 😄😄

[IndigoApple]

Fell out or extracted with tweezers?

[ChristineBaskets]

I couldn't stop thinking about it at work today

I once squeezed one of ds's blackheads that I still reminisce about fondly.

[Munder]

Haha muddling.

I was poking with a cotton bud this morning and it came out and fell onto my leg as I was sitting at the time.

Tweezers are just for scale and did not enter my ear.

[SpamChaudFroid]

I would have to keep that forever in a box.

There used to be this odd man who collected all his ear wax and would use it to polish the metal statues in his village. Also his car.

[according]

Oh that is bloody beautiful. Congratulations.

[hothotsoup]

Spam that is the single most random, disgusting information I've ever been told

[LadyOfTheCanyon]

How much ear wax did he produce? I'm boggling at the idea he pumped out enough to wax an entire car

Unless he waxed it incrementally over many years?

[LadyOfTheCanyon]

Or it was a really tiny car.

So many questions!

[Boulezvous]

Well cool. I'm a bit jealous.

I once tried to pay my son to squeeze his spots but he wanted £10 so it was a no from me... reluctantly.

I still enjoy it though when he earbuds his ears. Immense amount of wax. It's a phenomenon!

[kennelmaid]

A big glob of wax fell out of my ear whilst on a date. Don't know why he didn't ask to see me again.

[MyVisionsComeFromSoup]

I had a lump of wax fall out which looked so like a raisin, I had to stop and think if I had actually put a raisin in my ear .

[according]

Stop right there.

How are you lot getting these things to FALL out of your ears?

I've never had this joy. What am I doing wrong???

[ChickenPieBumFace]

I would love this to happen to me! Weird I know but I would! 😂

[ChristineBaskets]

It is one of my greatest sorrows that my ears do not produce wax in anything like these amounts. All I get is a slightly yellow tinge on a cotton bud.

DH used to let me clean his massive ear holes (big treacly clods of wax, often laced with ear hairs) but I made them blocked once or twice and now he uses a water syringe thing and won't let me near them.

[bumblenbean]

This is brilliant

The car polish!! 😂😂

[Munder]

So I felt an intense itchy feeling in the same ear and more popped out!

[daffodilbrain]

Oh god so jealous 🤢

[MrsBosh]

They're lovely! Also jealous. I once had a spot in my ear which DH squeezed for me and I heard it pop. Fond memories...

[Oblomov19]

I barely get any wax. I clean with a cotton bud occasionally. Nothing. No colouration. At all. Most disappointing.

[Aimily]

I feel like I'm missing out on something here?? I've never had anything fall out of my ear...

[Munder]

Yes I'm very lucky I know!

Hearing a pop is amazing MrsBosh

This left ear of mine certainly feels more waxy like there could be more in there.

Oh the excitement when I felt it drop into my hand (while itching it with a cotton bud). Fabulous.

[Happilyacceptingcookies]

Had a 6 hour flight home this week and a similar phenomenon occurred. Good old air pressures. Very satisfying, but was too jet lagged to fully enjoy it.