Golf Ball Sized Lump on Thigh. PICS!!

[OhShitImMeredithGrey]

My first ever sporn post! Yay!

This is on my husband's upper inner thigh. It appeared two days ago and he's been using mag sulphate for 24 hours so the pics aren't from the very start (boo!)

This is currently what it looks like. I believe it's a grower and not a shower.

Believe me tis a thing of magnificent hope!

Anyone know what I can expect from it? It really is an internal beast!

I'm so pleased he consented to me adding pics. He's a keeper

[GodlessDomestic1]

OH
MY
GOD...

That’s amazing

[OlennasWimple]

Lots and lots of pus, possibly a hard "core", and then an open wound that will need some serious care to prevent a nasty infection...

Does he know what caused it?

[mcdog]

That is glorious!! Although it looks really deep, so take care after it pops!!

[AfterSchoolWorry]

I would put a bread poultice on that. Oh yes I would! The joy!

[Crumblevision]

Meredith I suggest you commit husband to bed with a mag sulph pack pasted firmly to interloper; await it's glorious ascendance to the surface before videoing its expulsion in full technicolour and then post it on here

[KickAssAngel]

How are you NOT sticking a needle in it?

[Hissy]

Come ON!!! Lance the fucker already!!!

[ItsAHardKn0ckLife1]

Sweet sweet Jesus!

[Littlebatcalledlucille]

That's beautiful.

Pop.that.bitch.

(Your spot obvs,not you)

[Teacupinastorm]

Oooooh! I’m jealous.

[koalab]

Ooophh. I reckon there's an ingrowing hair hiding in there.

[WhenEnoughIsEnough]

We NEED updates on this situation that is a thing of beauty.

[LuluJakey1]

I have a sharp scalpel and some need Dettol. I could leave now.

[Jumble27]

Oh my! That is BEAUTIFUL!

Why do good things like that never happen to my DP?

And I too would have already been at that with a needle...

[OhShitImMeredithGrey]

I have found my people!

He's got more mag sulphate on.

I did have a quick surface prod with a needle bur no joy at all. Just significant pain.

No idea what's caused it. He's had a few recently in different areas. None really came to fruition. A lot of poking but no pus. He does get ingrown hairs which can be awesome though.

And to think I married him for his personality. And dashing good looks of course

Who knew it could turn into a love so very beautiful?

I shall keep you all updated. I'll leave it tonight unless the fucker looks ripe at bedtime

[PovertyJetset]

I don't think that's ready!

Hot flannel, as hot as your can stand it. And keep re applying.
Mag sulph it too

I think you've got another couple of days. Sadly.

[cailisto]

That’s bloody enormous!

[OhShitImMeredithGrey]

I think so too Poverty

I'll keep telling him to reapply the mag (any idea how often you can safely?!)

Also I'll get a hot compress on it.

Oooh I'm so excited

[AnyFucker]

Aaagh. He is growing another set of testicles !

[mineofuselessinformation]

It's not ready yet. Patience, OP!

[LabradorMama]

Sometimes being single sucks

[LabradorMama]

Hot cloth?

[Mooey89]

Oh holy mother of god.
OP you are an absolute gem selflessly thinking of us and providing the evidence we crave.

DO. NOT. LANCE. WITHOUT.US

I’d personally be inclined to prescribe a very hot bath, possibly with Epsom salts

Check back in in 24 hours

[cottonwool125]

This thread is going straight on my Watch list op I am excited for you! Not to mention bitterly jealous

Although I do hope your DH is okay and not in too much pain, as that looks bloody sore

[MorrisZapp]

Bloody hell!