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Golf Ball Sized Lump on Thigh. PICS!!

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OhShitImMeredithGrey Wed 04-Oct-17 20:05:44

My first ever sporn post! Yay!

This is on my husband's upper inner thigh. It appeared two days ago and he's been using mag sulphate for 24 hours so the pics aren't from the very start (boo!)

This is currently what it looks like. I believe it's a grower and not a shower.

Believe me tis a thing of magnificent hope!

Anyone know what I can expect from it? It really is an internal beast!

I'm so pleased he consented to me adding pics. He's a keeper grin

GodlessDomestic1 Wed 04-Oct-17 20:16:09

OH
MY
GOD...

That’s amazing

OlennasWimple Wed 04-Oct-17 20:17:26

Lots and lots of pus, possibly a hard "core", and then an open wound that will need some serious care to prevent a nasty infection...

Does he know what caused it?

mcdog Wed 04-Oct-17 20:20:00

That is glorious!! Although it looks really deep, so take care after it pops!!

AfterSchoolWorry Wed 04-Oct-17 20:23:19

I would put a bread poultice on that. Oh yes I would! The joy!

Crumblevision Wed 04-Oct-17 20:25:22

Meredith I suggest you commit husband to bed with a mag sulph pack pasted firmly to interloper; await it's glorious ascendance to the surface before videoing its expulsion in full technicolour and then post it on here

KickAssAngel Wed 04-Oct-17 20:26:06

How are you NOT sticking a needle in it?

Hissy Wed 04-Oct-17 20:26:59

<sterilises needle>

Come ON!!! Lance the fucker already!!!

ItsAHardKn0ckLife1 Wed 04-Oct-17 20:27:00

Sweet sweet Jesus! shock

Littlebatcalledlucille Wed 04-Oct-17 20:27:54

That's beautiful.

Pop.that.bitch.

(Your spot obvs,not you)

Teacupinastorm Wed 04-Oct-17 20:29:03

Oooooh! I’m jealous.

koalab Wed 04-Oct-17 20:29:05

Ooophh. I reckon there's an ingrowing hair hiding in there.

WhenEnoughIsEnough Wed 04-Oct-17 20:29:57

We NEED updates on this situation that is a thing of beauty.

LuluJakey1 Wed 04-Oct-17 20:40:12

I have a sharp scalpel and some need Dettol. I could leave now.

Jumble27 Wed 04-Oct-17 20:42:11

Oh my! That is BEAUTIFUL!

Why do good things like that never happen to my DP? sad

And I too would have already been at that with a needle...

OhShitImMeredithGrey Wed 04-Oct-17 21:32:00

I have found my people!

He's got more mag sulphate on.

I did have a quick surface prod with a needle bur no joy at all. Just significant pain.

No idea what's caused it. He's had a few recently in different areas. None really came to fruition. A lot of poking but no pus. He does get ingrown hairs which can be awesome though.

And to think I married him for his personality. And dashing good looks of course grin

Who knew it could turn into a love so very beautiful?

I shall keep you all updated. I'll leave it tonight unless the fucker looks ripe at bedtime

PovertyJetset Wed 04-Oct-17 21:36:18

I don't think that's ready!

Hot flannel, as hot as your can stand it. And keep re applying.
Mag sulph it too

I think you've got another couple of days. Sadly.

cailisto Wed 04-Oct-17 22:18:45

That’s bloody enormous!

OhShitImMeredithGrey Wed 04-Oct-17 22:22:38

I think so too Poverty sad

I'll keep telling him to reapply the mag (any idea how often you can safely?!)

Also I'll get a hot compress on it.

Oooh I'm so excited grin

AnyFucker Wed 04-Oct-17 22:26:14

Aaagh. He is growing another set of testicles !

mineofuselessinformation Wed 04-Oct-17 22:28:06

It's not ready yet. Patience, OP! grin

LabradorMama Wed 04-Oct-17 22:28:22

Sometimes being single sucks

LabradorMama Wed 04-Oct-17 22:28:59

Hot cloth?

Mooey89 Wed 04-Oct-17 22:30:52

Oh holy mother of god.
OP you are an absolute gem selflessly thinking of us and providing the evidence we crave.

DO. NOT. LANCE. WITHOUT.US

I’d personally be inclined to prescribe a very hot bath, possibly with Epsom salts

Check back in in 24 hours

cottonwool125 Wed 04-Oct-17 22:31:23

This thread is going straight on my Watch list grin op I am excited for you! Not to mention bitterly jealous

Although I do hope your DH is okay and not in too much pain, as that looks bloody sore flowers

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