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Oh, sporners! I'm so lonely...

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GoodyGoodyGumdrops Thu 29-Dec-16 12:44:14

My family don't appreciate mesad

I've got a lovely toenail-bubo brewing, but they're not interested. Worse! The dc go "Eeeeeew muuuuuuuum!" and dh just Looks at me and says "TMI, Gumdrops". (He's happy for me to extract the blackheads on his back, though.)

<sigh>

SauvignonBlanche Thu 29-Dec-16 12:46:54

It can be a lonely exisistance being a sporner in RL.

Now show us your pic! fwink

KingJoffreysRestingCuntface Thu 29-Dec-16 12:49:39

DS has an epic blackhead/whitehead combo under his nose which he won't let me near.

<breaks into 'it's a hard knock life'>

GoodyGoodyGumdrops Thu 29-Dec-16 14:42:28

KingJoffry, ds likewise had a lovely out-of-bounds crop on his nose. He asked me for a lift.
"What will you offer in exchange?"
He gave me The Look, "Alright."
He knew exactly what I wanted grin
And we both got what we wanted.

HecAteAllTheXmasPud Thu 29-Dec-16 14:44:23

You trained him well.

You'll not be lonely here.

Show us your toe.

GoodyGoodyGumdrops Thu 29-Dec-16 18:54:26

Excuse gammy feet - as you can see, I haven't had a pedicure since my summer shellacking.

So, I had a sore, hot, red toe last week. Didn't bump it or wear tight shoes. As the soreness subsided, the grey mark started to appear under the nail. It is gradually darkening as it creeps to the edge of my nail, and I know from previous experience that, when it gets there, I will be able to lance it...and foul green gunk will...<rubs thighs>...ooooooze out...gringringrin

MrsHathaway Thu 29-Dec-16 19:08:59

Yes please.

AuditAngel Thu 29-Dec-16 19:14:11

DS was complaining that his toe hurt a couple of weeks ago. I treated it by ignoring it. He came to show me a lumpy red toe, which DH announced was an in growing toe nail (he suffers, I don't so wouldn't have realised.)

DH "operated" and removed the ingrown bit.

KingJoffreysRestingCuntface Thu 29-Dec-16 19:16:58

I am very much looking forward to Gumdrops green goook.

I trust your camera is charged??

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