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Merry Christmas to me

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Heyheyheygoodbye Sun 25-Dec-16 09:37:17

Had been aware of a bumpy rumbling down in the old fanjo for the last couple of days. Walking like John Wayne by last night.

On the loo this morning, jumped about a foot in the air when the loo roll went over it.After some gymnastics with my phone camera, I could see it had come to a giant head. Furtled around, got my fingers either side and (screaming) squeezed. Horribly painful, but it went pb-pb-pb-pffffft and I ended up with a handful of blood and guck and sweet relief!

No pics as it was literally ~inside~, but nonetheless a very happy start to Christmas fgrin

Comedyusername Mon 26-Dec-16 01:08:17

Merry Christmas indeed!

BetterEatCheese Mon 26-Dec-16 01:10:22


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SecretWitch Mon 26-Dec-16 01:50:26

I love furtled! Glad you got relief,Op.

Dafspunk Mon 26-Dec-16 02:32:43

Surely the 'last couple of days' was plenty warning to get the Go Pro waterproofed up and ready to record the action? fhmm

cushioncovers Fri 30-Dec-16 22:38:43

I had one of those a few years back. Had a wee wiped and nearly hit the ceiling so had a good squeeze and it popped. It bloody hurt though and I felt sick for a minute or two. Never had another one since.

bibbetybobbetybooo Sat 31-Dec-16 01:30:02

I had one of those once. Horrendously painful. So glad you got it sorted

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