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2protecttheinnocent Thu 07-Jul-16 20:24:05

Ohhhh my new bf has a small cyst on his lower back the kind that's a gift that just keep a on giving. So yesterday he aaked of I wouldn't mind dealing with it for him. I think I managed to supress my enthusiasm to an appropriate don't scar him off level but woooooo hooooooooo he's just perfect isn't he?!

I'm fully prepared and will be operating tonight.

WellWhoKnew Thu 07-Jul-16 20:25:42

If you don't take pictures, we will consider you the scurge of the Internet FOREVER.

UpTownFuck Thu 07-Jul-16 20:27:34

I second the pictures!

ScarletOverkill Thu 07-Jul-16 20:29:59

Place marking grin

Whatthefreakinwhatnow Thu 07-Jul-16 20:31:26

Yessssss! I am having a shitty evening, this has cheered me up no end! Place marking for photos!

Wombat87 Thu 07-Jul-16 20:31:51

Normal lurker place marking!

2protecttheinnocent Thu 07-Jul-16 20:39:56

Ok I'll do my best with the photos - I'll try and sneak a few but it's litterally right at the bottom of his back (ass crack area)

WellWhoKnew Thu 07-Jul-16 20:54:46

Can cope with arse crack.

Wombat87 Thu 07-Jul-16 21:10:22

See above!

AmberNectarine Thu 07-Jul-16 21:14:44

PMSL at can cope with arse crack.

But yeah, photos.

I'm feeling conflicted because I have a big infected bite on my leg and on the one hand it hurts and is unsightly, but on the other it is suppurating and wonderful.

If it was DH I would have no such conflict to resolve.

SlinkyVagabond Thu 07-Jul-16 21:19:26

Amber- <taps foot> and? Is your phone broken or summat?

talksensetome Thu 07-Jul-16 21:19:27

Bring on the crack.

FedUpWithBriiiiiick Thu 07-Jul-16 21:20:47

<pulls up chair, shoves popcorn in gob>

<--un--subtly rubs thighs>

2protecttheinnocent Thu 07-Jul-16 22:47:05

Dear audience he will be leaving work shortly curtain up warning will be given with a bell lol

WellWhoKnew Thu 07-Jul-16 22:56:04

You realise that not only are we expecting pictures, but arse crack too.

He's not a builder is he?

AmberNectarine Thu 07-Jul-16 22:56:10

I can't hijack someone else's thread. If its looking suitably inflamed in the morning, I will start my own.

2protecttheinnocent Thu 07-Jul-16 23:04:13

No he's not a builder but he does have an extremely cute arse. I'll do my best but I'm not sure how up to bring photo's hell be so they maube sneaky ones wink

PuraVida Thu 07-Jul-16 23:09:32

Ooo DH once had a massive one at the top of his arse crack. It's a Thing. I think it's called a pilodial cyst or somesuch. It's a particular follical. So times they go mad and have to be packed and all sorts.

Notthiswankagain Fri 08-Jul-16 11:33:15

Well?

peaceloveandtwirlywoos Sat 09-Jul-16 23:33:55

I was expecting photos sad

ellenanora5 Sun 10-Jul-16 20:08:22

Eh.....what happened, is everyone ok....did you all survive the fallout shock

Arfarfanarf Mon 18-Jul-16 22:23:15

Tease!!

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