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What's your favourite type of sporn?

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minesapintofwine Sat 23-Apr-16 00:19:58

I love them all.

For me though, I just go weak at the knees for mega earwax. So satisfying to see it just hooked or pulled out of the ear in one huge lump. My life ambition is to have a ear syringe.

SilverBirchWithout Sat 23-Apr-16 00:58:15

I'm an old fashioned blackhead lover. A nice dark bit of earwax is fun too.

MissBeaHaving Sat 23-Apr-16 09:36:12

I love the the hard ones that suddenly explode all over the place,also the large blackheads that have accumulated over a long time,although I must admit thanks to MN, I now have a slight fascination about blocked/cruddy piercings. wink

SausageSmuggler Sat 23-Apr-16 09:39:58

I like a popped cyst personally. All that gunk <happy sigh>

Arfarfanarf Sat 23-Apr-16 15:37:55

I like the huge explosions. I also like the massively magnified keratin plug videos. they're hypnotic.

I HATE anything where they use a scalpel or roughly shove medical instruments into the skin. There was one where some woman was shoving scissors in there. I was nearly sick.

I am a traditionalist. Use fingers or pimple popping loops only. And a message for the poppers on those videos - ffs don't fanny about. You're either grabbing the damned thing or you're not. If you're going to be a wimp about it give the job to someone who knows what they're doing.

I'm also discovering the love of earwax videos. I watched one the other day that was removal of keratosis obturans. It was the most fun I've had in years.

Chrisinthemorning Sat 23-Apr-16 16:07:30

Dental abscesses. But fat poppable ones, not swollen into the tissues ones. Also when a load of pus comes out of a root canal.
On a personal rather than professional level, am having my ears suctioned this week

NuggetofPurestGreen Sat 23-Apr-16 16:09:49

Sebaceous cysts. This is my current favourite

sonlypuppyfat Sat 23-Apr-16 16:18:04

I found a new one, draining cauliflower ears. It was awesome

Arfarfanarf Sat 23-Apr-16 16:42:51

the relief she must have felt when that thing blew!

I wish she'd have given it a good push though. It was clearly full and ready to go.

SauvignonBlanche Sat 23-Apr-16 16:50:26

That was a really annoying video, it needed a squeeze!

bumpingalong9386 Sat 23-Apr-16 16:58:44

There was far too much fannying about with that. It needed a proper squeeze

Hawkinzy Sat 23-Apr-16 17:45:40

Here's the lump of earwax I pulled out of my ear a couple of weeks back. It felt absolutely beautiful coming out.

It was just over a centimetre long blush

monkeyfacegrace Sat 23-Apr-16 17:55:59

Fuck sake, that video just needed a SQUEEZE. I watched the whole thing thinking she was going to milk it any minute now. How utterly disappointed I am.

NuggetofPurestGreen Sat 23-Apr-16 18:51:24

I agree it needed a squeeze BUT I enjoyed the flowing pus when she nudged out another bit. Sorry if I annoyed you wink

NewNameOldViper Sat 23-Apr-16 19:28:22

Hawkinzy that's surely not earwax?
that's a brand new unidentified creature.
<taps nose of knowledge>

minesapintofwine Sat 23-Apr-16 20:50:02

When watching that video I noticed the one underneath hardcore sporn

This is the one that nearly ended my addiction envy <-- boak

NuggetofPurestGreen Sat 23-Apr-16 21:25:02

Oh god just watched a tooth one. Nearly fainted.

makeitpink Sun 24-Apr-16 07:36:01

Minesapint that was beautiful!!!!!

makeitpink Sun 24-Apr-16 07:37:24

I like the pussey ones. Not overly keen on too much blood. And I like a good splatter. I also enjoy a nice big crusty black head. I scour the old people in my life for such joys however they all have good skin routines.....damn them.

EBearhug Sun 24-Apr-16 07:43:53

Infected cysts. But I have recently discovered that I prefer people doing the squeezing to be wearing gloves. There was one the other day with bare hands and not very clean fingernails and that's the bit that was almost too much for me. (Which I freely admit is just weird.)

NuggetofPurestGreen Sun 24-Apr-16 16:34:31

I watched one like that Ebear! It was a girl squeezing a cyst on her face. Her nails were filthy.

SilverBirchWithout Sun 24-Apr-16 17:05:25

I just love the way we all have our own personal standards when seeking out sporn.

I can't bring myself to watch the ones filmed in India (?) they seem a bit exploitative to me and it worries me that whoever makes them seeks our very poor people with serious health conditions that haven't been treated.

Malvolia Tue 03-May-16 20:47:58

Ear wax. So satisfying...

SerenityReynolds Tue 03-May-16 21:14:32

Cyst popping, definitely. Closely followed by giant blackheads. Ear wax turns my stomach for some reason blush

Putthatonyourneedles Thu 19-May-16 10:24:02

I've recently discovered a liking sinus flushing videos. They aren't my first love as nothing beats a cyst. My OH had a beautiful perianal abcess, would he let me drain it? No! Apparently it was an a&e/hospital job. angry I'm deprived.

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