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KLAXON! Does anyone want to see my feet?

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Elledouble Wed 13-Apr-16 22:26:09

I'm feeling a bit sulky because I have Footnered and they're peeling the best they ever have and I can't get anyone to look! My partner is begging me keep my socks on. My mum wouldn't look. My son doesn't mind but he's not even one yet so it doesn't really feel like a sharing experience.

So come, disgusting Sporners! Are these not amazing?

girlintheriver Wed 13-Apr-16 22:27:40

Oh my god, can I come over to pick????

AHintOfStyle Wed 13-Apr-16 22:27:53

Is this what happens? (And can you peel large areas off?)
I have some I haven't used yet.
Real footner or fake? How many days?

RomComPhooey Wed 13-Apr-16 22:29:27

Why isn't this in Sporners' Corner?

I'm not sure peely feet are my thing.

FadedRed Wed 13-Apr-16 22:29:47

Impressive! grin

FantasticRik Wed 13-Apr-16 22:30:54

I love these photos!

TondelayaDellaVentamiglia Wed 13-Apr-16 22:33:02

I was forbidden to take pictures....and I went with it because I could not think of where I would share them anyways...

I fake footnered four weeks ago so i'd be able to go barefoot or flipflops on my jaunt at the beginning of april.

Well bugger all happened for 2 whole weeks, and two days before we went it started. DH was horrified! but my feet are lovely now.

Drinksforeveryone Wed 13-Apr-16 22:35:23

Ooooh they are fab.

I did a Footer-a-like on Saturday and have yet to see peeling. Might have a lo ng bath tomorrow.

It's a wonderful thing - isnt it grin

Gileswithachainsaw Wed 13-Apr-16 22:35:54

wow. that's pretty, impressive.


Elledouble Wed 13-Apr-16 22:36:07

Oh my god, do we have a Sporners Corner now? How have I missed that?

I think this is only day 3 or 4, real Footner (I'd had then hanging around for ages), I gave my feet a good Ped-Egging the day before and left the socks on for 90mins. I've taken to leaving the plug in the bath while I shower so that they get a decent soaking. The skin's coming off in sheets. I'd recommend this as a tactic, especially if you enjoy the sensation of walking around with what feels like crisps in your socks.

cottonweary Wed 13-Apr-16 22:37:09

Heavenly grin

Elledouble Wed 13-Apr-16 22:40:39

Found Sporners' Corner now, I feel like a right fool - post reported forthwith!

YouMakeMyDreams Wed 13-Apr-16 22:44:08

You aren't suppose to pick after a footner though are you? This is why dh says I shouldn't do it because I could not leave them alone. I'd love to come round and pick those feet.

Elledouble Wed 13-Apr-16 23:05:06

They hardly need picking - it's all just flaking and peeling of its own accord smile. It is rather glorious.

firsttimemum15 Thu 14-Apr-16 01:49:12

I bought some baby foot but it says not to use if BF. I'd already opened the packet it's expensive stuff too. Gutted anyone else used it whilst nursing?

MummySparkle Sat 16-Apr-16 23:15:02

What is this footer stuff and where can I get it?! My feet were very neglected this winter as I was ill in Autumn and didn't pumice them. Need to get the sorted before sandal season!

BennyTheBall Sat 16-Apr-16 23:19:55

MN made me buy footner, despite the fact I have no hard skin worthy of mention. Not surprisingly, nothing happened.

I would love all that peely stuff, OP.

MummySparkle Sat 16-Apr-16 23:50:42

I have just googled and ordered some of the fake stuff in eBay. The ingredients list is the same, so I'll give it a bash! Quite excited!!

Does anyone know if it affects tattoos? I have one on the top of my foot. Might Vaseline it just in case

BennyTheBall Sat 16-Apr-16 23:53:56

Ooh if it does affect tattoos, that could be a good cheap method of removal!

I have a tattoo that I hate and keep meaning to get lazered off.

MummySparkle Sun 17-Apr-16 08:12:18

I love mine! Will dig out the Vaseline when the socks arrive. I'm so excited by this!!

MummySparkle Sun 24-Apr-16 23:45:21

Anybody else impatiently waiting for the bottoms of their feet to fall off? I used the stuff on Friday night, soaked yesterday morning in the slow draining shower. And soaked again this evening. Every time they dry after being soaked the skin feels a bit tighter. The nice skin on the arches of my feet looks like it might peel tomorrow, but the tough skin still looks as thick and as nasty as ever

AdoraBell Fri 29-Apr-16 00:02:02

Fab grin

I so want to footner but I have fungus so I think I can't use it?

StickTheDMWhereTheSunDontShine Fri 29-Apr-16 00:14:50

So long as you don't have broken skin, it can be good for getting rid of fungal infections.

AdoraBell Fri 29-Apr-16 09:00:18

Thanks smile

MummySparkle Fri 29-Apr-16 16:35:29

So far all that has happened with mine is my little toe has split and is bleeding and the arches of my feet are sticking to the carpet.

Word of warning though - wash your hands after cutting them open - my finger is peeling sad

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