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It's Mumsnet/George Foreman story time! Add a line and you could win a grill worth £70: bring them home time....NOW CLOSED

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AnnMumsnet · 29/07/2013 10:34

The folks at George Foreman have been inspired by the hilarious post-a-line-at-a-time storytelling threads started by MNers in the past (like this one), so to help promote their fab new comp on their pages on MN (where you could win a family holiday to Lanzarote), they're challenging you lot to get your creative juices flowing and come up with some novel posts.

You'll see, below, that the George Foreman team have started a story and now they're inviting you to add to it. Anyone who does (and who sticks to the 'broad rules') will be in with the chance of winning a 10 portion Grill & Griddle from George Foreman, RRP £69.99

Broad rules:

1 One line/ sentence per post (you can post more than once, but don't get too carried away)

2 You don't have to mention George Foreman grills but can shoehorn in if you want - feel free to cunningly and by stealth include references to the great qualities of the grills (namely fat reducing, healthy eating, quick cooking, versatility, speed of cooking etc Grin)

3 Try to keep it (at least) vaguely clean - this is a family product after all Wink.

4 Everyone who adds a comment will be entered into a prize draw where one MNer will win a 10 portion grill & griddle from George Foreman worth £69.99.

5 Draw will take place on Monday 5th August.


So, the story starts with a scenario many of us might recognise....

The Watson Family Holiday....

As the packed car trundled slowly down the ferry ramp into Calais, Susan briefly felt the relaxation of being on holiday.

Already this morning, Jude and Eleanor had been squeezed into the back seats with a selection of toys, treats and promises of fun to come. Susan had thought ahead and grilled some chicken strips on her George Foreman and created some chicken and salad wraps for for a healthy lunch on the road. Buster the cat had been transported into the care of their helpful neighbour Alf.

Now the sat nav was being tuned to France - and as she selected their destination Susan hooked it up so Dan could see the next instruction. Their heavily-loaded people carrier rolled off into the ferry terminal, and Susan said......

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Trills · 29/07/2013 10:45

"Did you forget to put the handbrake on?"

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IamtheZombie · 29/07/2013 11:11

Dan smiled fondly at his wife before asking "Are there any of those delicious chicken wraps left?".

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CormoranStrike · 29/07/2013 11:16

Susan lovingly considered wrapping one around his head, before meekly passing over the lunch he abdicated all respinsibility for, but wanted to eat.

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MardyBra · 29/07/2013 11:17

Susan raised a MN-style eyebrow ( Hmm ) as it was at least two hours before lunchtime.

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MardyBra · 29/07/2013 11:17

(Sorry x post with Cormoran)

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MardyBra · 29/07/2013 11:18

Grin at Trills by the way.

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MardyBra · 29/07/2013 11:19

"Look", shouted Eleanor suddenly, "what's that strange thing in that field?"

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cakesonatrain · 29/07/2013 11:22

"Dunno love", said Dan, "but I bet it'd be reet tasty grilled in the old George Foreman!"

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Tee2072 · 29/07/2013 11:24

Susan replied "Looks to me that even the George Foreman couldn't make that low fat!"

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Supersesame · 29/07/2013 11:27

as she stared at the obese French lady climbing over the fence

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Tee2072 · 29/07/2013 11:27

(BTW arf at Alf watching the cat)

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mignonette · 29/07/2013 11:31

"I bet she doesn't use the Forman" thought Susan, far too politically correct to voice anti obese statements out loud.....

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MardyBra · 29/07/2013 11:32

"Are we nearly there yet?", the kids started whining.

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TalkativeJim · 29/07/2013 11:35

Dan slammed on the brakes as her Gallic bulk scaled the fence and landed just in front of the car, coming to rest in the road like a giant hank of topside slapped wetly onto the proudly sizzling ridges of a waiting George Foreman grill.

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CadleCrap · 29/07/2013 11:39

"That's going to hurt" said Susan, " I wonder if we can hang a round till it blisters?" Secretly visualising sporner's heaven.

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Tee2072 · 29/07/2013 11:50

Jude was so impressed that her (his?) dad had managed to jury-rig the grill so it would work while they were driving, he (she?) decided to try grilling one of Eleanor's dolls on it.

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BlackeyedSusan · 29/07/2013 12:08

susan momentarily forgot the fat french lady in the road as an acrid buning smell wafted frrom the back of the car.

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BlackeyedSusan · 29/07/2013 12:08

(burning)

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SarahAndFuck · 29/07/2013 13:16

"MUM!" screeched Eleanor, "Jude's playing Joan of Arc with my dolls and the George Foreman again!"

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StepAwayFromTheEcclesCakes · 29/07/2013 13:51

never mind lovey she replied, it will wash off the non stick coating easily.

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mignonette · 29/07/2013 13:56

Eleanor decided to pay tribute to George Foreman's former prowess in Boxing and laid into her brother with a right hook.....

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nemno · 29/07/2013 14:02

Meanwhile back home Alf decided that he needed to discover the secret of the perfect Watson family, their lean looks and their electricity bill half of his own.

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Rumours · 29/07/2013 14:05

To break up the kids fighting Susan got her chicken wraps out.

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Clawdy · 29/07/2013 14:06

"Stop it!"shouted Susan. "Or I'll eat these gorgeous chicken grillies myself!"

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WildThongsHeartString · 29/07/2013 14:08

Her son, George, immediately went quiet as did his sister, cunningly also named George.

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