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DS roared "BUGGER" at the vicars wife today!

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SleepyJess Mon 15-Aug-05 22:40:45

Oh the shame!

We were at holiday club at our church and all having a picnic in the churchyard afterwards, and the vicar's wife commented on a little 4 year boy's tan. To his dad's shame he said 'It's not all over! My bum and my willy are white!' DS (age 5 with limited speech and somewhat limited understanding but with a great love of rude words!), giggled with glee at the sound of the words bum and willy and squeaked 'rude! rude!' So I felt prompted to explain that he has a real 'little boy's toilet humour' at the moment, cultivated by his siblings.. at which DS took a deep breath, and shouted, "Rude! BUGGER!!!!!"

I hid my face! There was no mistaking what he said.. I had to admit we call him a 'little bugger' (well he IS one! Of the highest order!) but that his usual repertoire of 'rude words' consisted of 'bum, willy, naked, nappy and baby-wipes!' (the latter two which he has decided for himself are 'rude'! ) He has said bugger before.. but I hadn't quite expected him to say it then, stupidly!

SJ x

misdee Mon 15-Aug-05 22:41:22

i'm sorry, but i just PMSL.

Pruni Mon 15-Aug-05 22:42:06

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hunkermunker Mon 15-Aug-05 22:42:23


MrsEffervescent Mon 15-Aug-05 22:44:35


My 6 year old shouted loudly last week
"that lady's got a fat tummy like yours mummy!!!"

coppertop Mon 15-Aug-05 22:46:46


Ds1 got annoyed by the hot weather and shouted out "Bloody flies!" No idea where he got that one from......

eidsvold Mon 15-Aug-05 22:49:34

that is funny did she have a sense of humour about it?!?!

SleepyJess Mon 15-Aug-05 22:53:07

Yes... she laughed and said 'I have a house full of sons! Do you not think I hear these things sometimes?' to which I privately thought 'well no.. I had rather assumed the vicar's children would not have garbage mouths like the rest of us!' Clearly I was wrong!

cod Mon 15-Aug-05 22:55:24

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SleepyJess Mon 15-Aug-05 22:58:15

You are a vicar's child cod??? LMAO!!

eidsvold Mon 15-Aug-05 22:58:41

oh SJ it is something all kids do - try out 'rude' words - vicar's kids or not!!

QueenOfQuotes Mon 15-Aug-05 23:06:24

PSML - I know our vicar would have cracked up at that one.

cod Mon 15-Aug-05 23:12:47

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cod Mon 15-Aug-05 23:13:08

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edgetop Mon 15-Aug-05 23:40:13

i took my 4 year old swimming last week ,lady taking our money asked him how are you this morning,he said i,m a bugger so far,you should have seen her face.and mine

sparklymieow Tue 16-Aug-05 00:04:11

sorry but when I read the title I PMSL!!

steffee Tue 16-Aug-05 00:10:43

PMSL - bless him, awww!!

troutpout Tue 16-Aug-05 07:41:14

katierocket Tue 16-Aug-05 08:15:30

oh SJ, sorry but that is very funny. Bless him.

RnB Tue 16-Aug-05 08:24:33

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katierocket Tue 16-Aug-05 08:35:54

my DS danced around the living room yesterday singing "Bloody, bloody, bloody, bloody....", I was SO proud....

basketcase Tue 16-Aug-05 08:37:08

what a classic thread title thank you soooo much for sharing that one

Tommy Tue 16-Aug-05 08:50:02

mine shouted "SEX" really loudly in the middle of the sermon once - never said it befor eor since

SleepyJess Tue 16-Aug-05 09:28:37

PML at you everyone else's experiences! RnB [shock!

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