It's Monday....Can it get any worse??

[TheRealMrsF]

After having Alex crying when i drove away at school today- i came home and decided to empty the bin.

The bag split and the whole lot fell all over the floor.

Typical- we had a chinese meal last night- so all the left over pork fried rice was ALL OVER MY FLOOR!

(teach us to not clear our plates!!!!)

[dinosaur]

Oh MrsF - what a bummer!

This will cheer you up (maybe).

Last night my DS3 (who is nine months old now) did a poo shortly before his bathtime so I cleaned him and left his nappy off as it didn't seem worth putting on a fresh one. He was playing happily in DS1 and DS2's bedroom so I left him for a few minutes while I changed some bedlinen.

Bad mistake. When I came back he'd done a massive poo on their road mat and was contentedly brumming some of their favourite buses through it - yeeurgh!!

So I picked him up and scrubbed him down with baby wipes, put the poo and the pooey wipes in DS2's potty which I left in the bathroom, scrubbed the road mat with disinfectant and then started trying to clean the poo off the toy vehicles (all the time trying to get DS1 to undress and get in the bath).

I then saw something moving out of the corner of my eye - turned around to see that DS3 had now arrived in the bathroom and was juggling (I kid you now) with the bits of poo that I had foolishly left in the potty....


Aaaaaargh!!!!!

[TheRealMrsF]

Yes- have had 'those' moments too!!!!

(bit like the bin...you don't know where to start first!!!)

[Merlot]

Yep - I'm there too - ds1 has just upended an entire bottle of Ribena all over the floor (thank god it is tiled!)

[coppertop]

We now have a lovely felt-tipped carpet, chairs and walls (ds2) and a some finger-painted gravy across the wall and door (ds2 again).

Sorry but LOL at the mini-dinosaur's pooey antics!

[dinosaur]

Coppertop, time to get the babywipes out (see "Cleaning your whole house with babywipes" threads, passim).

I then put pooey DS3 in the bath with DS1 (who is paranoid about poo) so that didn't go down too well...

[JakB]

Dinosaur! More tales of errant pooing.

[dinosaur]

JakB - I did think of you when I was clearing up!

Actually we do have previous experience of poo in the dinosaur household - DS1 went through an 8-month spell of soiling his pants several times a day. (He was dry, so he wouldn't wear nappies - but he wouldn't poo in a potty or toilet either.)