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on a lighter note what sports could you invent that your dc could do in the Paralympics

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2shoes Thu 11-Sep-08 18:44:56

dd could do the
spit the food the furthest,
shout at the pretend phone the loudest

come on add yours

sarah293 Thu 11-Sep-08 18:47:08

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magso Thu 11-Sep-08 18:47:23

Biggest hug?

PersonalClown Thu 11-Sep-08 18:49:04

Charming things out of people...

He's just come home with stunt pegs on his bike that he charmed out of one of the other kids. I dont have to feed him as all the other neighbours love him.
He managed to get a free ice cream out of my mates ice cream man and apparently he doesnt do freebies!! grin

LollipopViolet Thu 11-Sep-08 19:03:08

I could do the touch typing event. Not for speed, but for actually being able to when my non-visually impaired friends look at me in wonder and go "how do you do that?" I could also do the head first slide...a variation of the long jump, where I run, don't see the take off board, trip over it, and go flying head first into the sandpit :D

sarah293 Thu 11-Sep-08 19:59:27

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Cappuccino Thu 11-Sep-08 20:00:44

if there was a sport in musical statues, dd1 would be in it

even if someone was shrieking "Will you MOVE" at her all the way through

MannyMoeAndJack Thu 11-Sep-08 20:06:29

This is easy!

My ds would beat all comers in the jumping up and down competition.

Provided there was a track from which there was no escape (so, high walls either side), then he would also excel at sprinting.

Also, if all his energy could be harnessed effectively, he could fully light the gym wink

Icanseethesea Thu 11-Sep-08 20:12:41

Ds would get a gold in 'losing things' grin
And 'getting soaked to the skin in the blink of an eye'. That child would find water in a desert and be drenched!! grin

anonandlikeit Thu 11-Sep-08 20:27:01

DS2 would win Gold in CRYING, he can go on for hours.
Over reacting & falling over.

And the best smile & biggest eyes

sarah293 Thu 11-Sep-08 20:29:45

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scampicat Thu 11-Sep-08 20:30:39

Reciting word-for word whole chunks of text/conversation in a book or film he's enjoyed and only read/seen once.

r3dh3d Thu 11-Sep-08 20:38:01

Licking the largest number of total strangers.
Furthest carrying high pitched scream (and yes, I know that would be a hotly contested category, but I'm pretty confident wink)
Falling over own feet most often in 100 metres.

That wheelchair high jump sounds amazing! I want a go, now!

iwearflairs Thu 11-Sep-08 20:42:11

talking non-stop for the longest period-- GOLD!!

iwearflairs Thu 11-Sep-08 20:43:16

oh, and memorising the sequence of the largest number of snakes and ladders boards -- I really seriously do think he holds the world record in this!

magso Thu 11-Sep-08 20:47:03

OOh R3dh3d ds would make a worthy competator in all of those especially the licking strangers!
Throwing the furthest by accident?
Pteradactle screaching competetion.

Thomcat Thu 11-Sep-08 20:59:16

DD1 would win the 'Climbing Stairs as slowly as possible' race!

sphil Thu 11-Sep-08 21:09:15

Poo lobbing. Gold medal cert

Seuss Thu 11-Sep-08 21:19:49

LOL 'Poo lobbing'. I can't top that.

iwearflairs Thu 11-Sep-08 21:27:47

I'm throwing in the towel, too.

sarah293 Fri 12-Sep-08 07:48:37

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