For some light relief the LA/professionals/politicians diet

[NoHaudinMaWheest]

Dd, who is stuck at home bored watching the news and hearing me fighting for her provision, and I came up with this:

A diet for LA people, politicians and useless professionals

Breakfast:
Red herrings followed by waffles warmed by hot air.

Lunch:
Hard cheese or duck (and dive) sandwiches on ma(i)ze bread.
Sour grapes

Dinner:
Starter:
Clam (up) soup

Mains:
Tripe and other offal
or
Codswallop

Dessert:
Trifle and Fudge


DD suggests possible consumers are Dr. Schemer Flannel-Redtape and
Ms Ima Jobsworth.

[StarlightMcKingsThree]

ROFL, - that's great!

Very talented you both are.

[moondog]

You and Star (with her hilarious reworking of lyrics of popular tunes) would make quite a double act!

[bochead]

You tube channel anyone?

I'll even donate me carrot as mascot .

[moondog]

And of course the carrot waver extraordinaire!
It would make a great piece of post modern stand up eh?

[bochead]

I was watching Dad's army the other day and thinking most LA's could really do with a C'pn Mannering at the helm of their SN teams. He'd soon sort em out!

[Ineedmorepatience]

Love it nohaudin and nohaudinDd so true

[IamRechargingthankYou]

Hahaha

And of course that 'inspiring' HT Mrs Meg Lomania likes to snack on some 'pork pie'.

[NoHaudinMaWheest]

Recharging

Of course we forgot the spam and carrot sticks.