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For some light relief the LA/professionals/politicians diet

(10 Posts)
NoHaudinMaWheest Thu 13-Mar-14 21:19:23

Dd, who is stuck at home bored watching the news and hearing me fighting for her provision, and I came up with this:

A diet for LA people, politicians and useless professionals

Breakfast:
Red herrings followed by waffles warmed by hot air.

Lunch:
Hard cheese or duck (and dive) sandwiches on ma(i)ze bread.
Sour grapes

Dinner:
Starter:
Clam (up) soup

Mains:
Tripe and other offal
or
Codswallop

Dessert:
Trifle and Fudge

DD suggests possible consumers are Dr. Schemer Flannel-Redtape and
Ms Ima Jobsworth.

StarlightMcKingsThree Thu 13-Mar-14 22:39:16

ROFL, - that's great! grin

Very talented you both are.

moondog Thu 13-Mar-14 22:48:08

<Hearty guffaw>

You and Star (with her hilarious reworking of lyrics of popular tunes) would make quite a double act!

bochead Thu 13-Mar-14 23:36:20

You tube channel anyone?

I'll even donate me carrot as mascot wink.

moondog Fri 14-Mar-14 00:00:09

And of course the carrot waver extraordinaire!
It would make a great piece of post modern stand up eh?

bochead Fri 14-Mar-14 01:11:12

I was watching Dad's army the other day and thinking most LA's could really do with a C'pn Mannering at the helm of their SN teams. He'd soon sort em out!

Ineedmorepatience Fri 14-Mar-14 08:23:04

Love it nohaudin and nohaudinDd so true grin

IamRechargingthankYou Fri 14-Mar-14 09:00:36

Hahaha

And of course that 'inspiring' HT Mrs Meg Lomania likes to snack on some 'pork pie'.

PolterGoose Fri 14-Mar-14 09:48:17

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NoHaudinMaWheest Fri 14-Mar-14 10:21:55

Recharging grin

Of course we forgot the spam and carrot sticks.

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