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For some light relief the LA/professionals/politicians diet

(10 Posts)
NoHaudinMaWheest Thu 13-Mar-14 21:19:23

Dd, who is stuck at home bored watching the news and hearing me fighting for her provision, and I came up with this:

A diet for LA people, politicians and useless professionals

Red herrings followed by waffles warmed by hot air.

Hard cheese or duck (and dive) sandwiches on ma(i)ze bread.
Sour grapes

Clam (up) soup

Tripe and other offal

Trifle and Fudge

DD suggests possible consumers are Dr. Schemer Flannel-Redtape and
Ms Ima Jobsworth.

StarlightMcKingsThree Thu 13-Mar-14 22:39:16

ROFL, - that's great! grin

Very talented you both are.

moondog Thu 13-Mar-14 22:48:08

<Hearty guffaw>

You and Star (with her hilarious reworking of lyrics of popular tunes) would make quite a double act!

bochead Thu 13-Mar-14 23:36:20

You tube channel anyone?

I'll even donate me carrot as mascot wink.

moondog Fri 14-Mar-14 00:00:09

And of course the carrot waver extraordinaire!
It would make a great piece of post modern stand up eh?

bochead Fri 14-Mar-14 01:11:12

I was watching Dad's army the other day and thinking most LA's could really do with a C'pn Mannering at the helm of their SN teams. He'd soon sort em out!

Ineedmorepatience Fri 14-Mar-14 08:23:04

Love it nohaudin and nohaudinDd so true grin

IamRechargingthankYou Fri 14-Mar-14 09:00:36


And of course that 'inspiring' HT Mrs Meg Lomania likes to snack on some 'pork pie'.

PolterGoose Fri 14-Mar-14 09:48:17

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NoHaudinMaWheest Fri 14-Mar-14 10:21:55

Recharging grin

Of course we forgot the spam and carrot sticks.

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