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Fantastic new intervention, works for all kids!!!!!!

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StarlightMcKenzie Wed 10-Oct-12 08:18:34

Thanks for sharing Maria

alison222 Wed 10-Oct-12 08:32:10


zzzzz Wed 10-Oct-12 08:42:06


That's children sorted I can retire. wink

grin. You are very funny.

zzzzz Wed 10-Oct-12 08:45:18

Perhaps we should award them to people for the most stupendously idiotic advice given.......<drifts off into fantasy award ceremony>

inappropriatelyemployed Wed 10-Oct-12 08:48:53

It is SO much cheaper than provision - please don't let the Government see this while they are drafting legislation! A caring carrot for each child would drastically reduce the SEN bill!

Dev9aug Wed 10-Oct-12 09:16:23


Triggles Wed 10-Oct-12 09:57:01


ouryve Wed 10-Oct-12 10:03:13

Hahahaha grin

chocjunkie Wed 10-Oct-12 11:31:24


bochead Wed 10-Oct-12 11:41:36

2 queries

1. Go on admit it - who has asked for one in their Xmas stocking wink?

2. Who will carry one into their next "multi-disciplinary meeting"?

zzzzz Wed 10-Oct-12 11:59:25

boc grin

I may have to buy one.

Can I draw your attention to this bazaar finding?

StarlightMcKenzie Wed 10-Oct-12 12:22:17

zzzzz What on EARTH is that?

StarlightMcKenzie Wed 10-Oct-12 12:23:18

I SO want one. I can stick pins in it, and punch it and verbally abuse it!

zzzzz Wed 10-Oct-12 12:30:56

I have no idea.

I accidentally google images "goose eating carrot" (don't ask how this happened life is a little surreal today) and that's what came up!

How can there be pages of hand drawn geese with carrots just hanging out in on the net???

I do want a carrot though.....I like the idea of Voodoo carrot. [ grin]

StarlightMcKenzie Wed 10-Oct-12 16:07:32

No way do I ever want to see my children cuddle it though. That would freak me out.

bochead Wed 10-Oct-12 17:47:17

Halloween party game for SN Mums (just add strong liquor!)

You will need:-
Music - "Pass the the Duchy" by Musical Youth, "Time is running out" by Muse, or "Burn down da system" by Collie Budz.
HAT PIN - vintage design - this must be from the refridgerator Mother era and well sharpened, modern designs are just too humane
Alcohol - variety not important so long as it's strong (moonshine or absinthe may add an additional suitably hallucinogenic surreal atmosphere to proceedings )
A caring carrot


1. Play game as per NT child game of pass the parcel.
2. Every time the Music stops the holder of the carrot must "stick that pin where it hurts" (extra points for below the belt).
3. You must stop sticking to da man (or carrot) when the music starts.
4. A winner is declared when the carrot finally disintegrates.

Cackles, Heckles and general abuse are postively encouraged in order to empower players, and facillitate communication.

NB Children should not be present within a 5 mile vicinity of this game lest the language they hear permanently damages their hearing.

tryingtokeepintune Wed 10-Oct-12 18:24:17


TheLightPassenger Wed 10-Oct-12 18:28:10


StarlightMcKenzie Wed 10-Oct-12 18:31:24

I think that it also needs for the current carrot holder to inform the group of something that the caring carrot had said to them.

TheLightPassenger Wed 10-Oct-12 18:44:25

with extra drinks for each mention of Einstein.

bochead Wed 10-Oct-12 19:03:27

Or alternatively we could wait till bonfire night and see what happens when you do stick a rocket up a carrots jacksie. wink

Or we could burn it on top the bonfire while sharing s'mores & a jug of mulled wine (for those SN's Mums with less than 12 months experience of "the system", so just needing a gentle introduction to cc destruction techniques at this stage, as I think this is far to civilised to have any theraputic benefit for the rest of us).

inappropriatelyemployed Wed 10-Oct-12 19:07:47

Or pin it to a Catherine wheel...grin You see that thought makes me feel brighter already.

StarlightMcKenzie Wed 10-Oct-12 19:11:25

OMG I would LOVE to see a carrot going round in circles getting nowhere whilst running out of energy!!

TheTimeTravellersWife Wed 10-Oct-12 19:17:06

I SO want to take one to DDs Annual Review meeting!

StarlightMcKenzie Wed 10-Oct-12 19:20:41

Me too. I thinking it is unlikely that the LA will attend so would love to take CC as their representative.

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