Halloween party game for SN Mums (just add strong liquor!)
You will need:- Music - "Pass the the Duchy" by Musical Youth, "Time is running out" by Muse, or "Burn down da system" by Collie Budz. HAT PIN - vintage design - this must be from the refridgerator Mother era and well sharpened, modern designs are just too humane Alcohol - variety not important so long as it's strong (moonshine or absinthe may add an additional suitably hallucinogenic surreal atmosphere to proceedings ) A caring carrot
1. Play game as per NT child game of pass the parcel. 2. Every time the Music stops the holder of the carrot must "stick that pin where it hurts" (extra points for below the belt). 3. You must stop sticking to da man (or carrot) when the music starts. 4. A winner is declared when the carrot finally disintegrates.
Cackles, Heckles and general abuse are postively encouraged in order to empower players, and facillitate communication.
NB Children should not be present within a 5 mile vicinity of this game lest the language they hear permanently damages their hearing.
Or alternatively we could wait till bonfire night and see what happens when you do stick a rocket up a carrots jacksie.
Or we could burn it on top the bonfire while sharing s'mores & a jug of mulled wine (for those SN's Mums with less than 12 months experience of "the system", so just needing a gentle introduction to cc destruction techniques at this stage, as I think this is far to civilised to have any theraputic benefit for the rest of us).