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IEPs According to Dr. Seuss [grin]

(9 Posts)
InfestationofLannisters Fri 12-Aug-11 12:22:51

Found via the FB group: "You know you've got a child with autism when..."

Do you like these IEPs?


I do not like these IEPs
I do not like them, Jeeze Louise
We test, we check
we plan, we meet
but nothing ever seems complete.


Would you, could you
like the form?


I do not like the form I see.
Not page 1, not 2, not 3.
Another change,
a brand new box, I think we all
Have lost our rocks.


Could you all meet here or there?


We could not all meet here or there.
We cannot all fit anywhere.
Not in a room
Not in a hall
There seems to be no space at all.


Would you, could you meet again?


I cannot meet again next week
No lunch, no prep
Please here me speak.
No, not at dusk and not at dawn
At 4 p.m. I should be gone.


Could you hear while all speak out?
Would you write the words they spout?


I could not hear, I would not write
This does not need to be a fight.


Sign here, date there,
Mark this, check that,
Beware the student?s ad-vo-cat(e).


You do not like them
so you say
Try it again! Try it again!
and then you may.


If you let me be,
I?ll try again
and you will see.


Say!

I almost like these IEPs
I think I?ll write 6,003.
And I will practice day and night
Until they say
"You?ve got it right."

Vinniesbisqwits Fri 12-Aug-11 13:23:41

thats brill esp as ds LOVED dr seuss grin

IndigoBell Fri 12-Aug-11 13:49:11

grin

signandsmile Fri 12-Aug-11 18:46:08

I love it! grin grin. (I always loved 'oh the places you'll go' and 'i had trouble with getting to solla solleu' and 'the sneetches'.

Triggles Fri 12-Aug-11 18:51:10

As someone who has just finished reading the following to DS2:

fox in socks
A B C
and one fish two fish red fish blue fish

I absolutely love it!!! LOL

signandsmile Fri 12-Aug-11 19:03:50

my nephew always loved 'the vug under the rug' (in wocket in my pocket) makes me laugh to remember grin

InfestationofLannisters Fri 12-Aug-11 19:21:47

You do get into the Dr S mindset...

I got an app for my phone because DS started laughing after his bath in his hooded towel eating "dinner" and I was saying, "Oh! A ghost eating toast!"

So I got Green Eggs and Ham which I hoped might help him with his food aversions.

Anyway grin loved this and it is a really good group. Well worth looking up on FB (and I rarely go there for anything else these days) as people do understand and there are some fantastic shared posts, photos and videos.

cozzie Fri 12-Aug-11 21:44:52

Loved this! I got Green Eggs and Ham to help with fussy eating - stlll hoping away despite having read it daily for weeks...

EllenJaneisnotmyname Fri 12-Aug-11 23:37:12

Love it. DS could quote loads of Cat in the Hat, about 6 months after he learnt to talk. There's something about the simple language, the nonsense words and the humour that really hits the spot.

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