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I've got a really nasty Boyle on my bottom

(11 Posts)
donkeyderby Mon 13-Dec-10 16:11:05

I've got a horrible Boyle on my bottom.
It's incredibly ugly and painful.
I just can't live with this Boyle.

Do you have any suggestions as to how to rid myself of this hideous affliction?

pinkorkid Mon 13-Dec-10 16:24:51

Always heard you had to lance a Boyle with a hot sharp needle - I shouldn't bother sterilising the needle this time though, bit pointless with all that oozing pus inside...

c0rnsillky Mon 13-Dec-10 16:42:19

not susan boyle?

nightmarebeforechristmas Mon 13-Dec-10 16:46:43

shit on it

donkeyderby Mon 13-Dec-10 17:09:01

Thanks for the advice so far. It's obviously full of poison so I will have to do something drastic.

pinkorkid Mon 13-Dec-10 17:11:48

cornsilky, no not lovely susan, nasty fwanky

nightmarebeforechristmas Mon 13-Dec-10 17:11:58

oops I Meant sit........
or did I

c0rnsillky Mon 13-Dec-10 17:33:56

BURN IT OFF

nilbymaaf Mon 13-Dec-10 17:37:57

Agree re: lance with very hot needle/burn it off

r3dh3d Mon 13-Dec-10 17:48:21

Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

HelensMelons Mon 13-Dec-10 17:53:05

cheese grater x

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