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what advice woudl you give cheryl cole? ( on divorce)

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MrBricolage Tue 23-Feb-10 17:11:46

and moving on
from watching one close to me it would be

"when you think you are thinking straight you arent" give yourself a LOT of time

MrBricolage Tue 23-Feb-10 17:12:23

..dont think she needs to worry about family tax credits wink

MrBricolage Tue 23-Feb-10 17:14:23

and just cos oyu trusted him when he was marrried to you . dont trust him wiht the legal stuff

compo Tue 23-Feb-10 17:14:33

Don't do a katie price and start seeing someone straight away

according to the sun she spent the night with a dancer

sarah293 Tue 23-Feb-10 17:15:20

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MrBricolage Tue 23-Feb-10 17:15:38

oh yes first one is reboundtastic

GetOrfMoiLand Tue 23-Feb-10 17:16:28

Do not trust a bloke for a long long time.

You will be particularly vulnerable and prey for any old twat who comes in your life with some kind words.

Give yourself longer than you would think necessary being single before going into a new relationship because your mind will be all over the shop.

southeastastra Tue 23-Feb-10 17:16:30

don't whack any toilet attendants

noktok Tue 23-Feb-10 17:16:39

Since there are no kids involved, I'd advise her to cut all ties as quickly as possible, make sure joint stuff is split/allocated and finished with. He has caused her a lot of pain and there is no reason for her to have anything to do with him ever again.

cyb Tue 23-Feb-10 17:16:45

Don't release any more music

MrBricolage Tue 23-Feb-10 17:17:06

yes so lucky no kids

GetOrfMoiLand Tue 23-Feb-10 17:17:25

"You will be particularly vulnerable and prey for any old twat who comes in your life with some kind words" that'll be Simon Cowell tghen. grin

MrBricolage Tue 23-Feb-10 17:18:00

what a pair they would be.
dont haev any relationship for a while id say

Ih hf-randomweird numbers is to be believed - the public may well forgive a lesbo thing with Kimberley. Dogging, however, my be a step too far


Don't ever tattoo a bf's/dh's name on your body. If you must, do it in Hindi script or sommat, so much easier when if you split.

GetOrfMoiLand Tue 23-Feb-10 17:18:41

Every cloud - you will never have to watch a godawful crappy Chelsea match again in your life.

compo Tue 23-Feb-10 17:18:51

Give peter Andre a call for tips on how to come out of it looking like an angel and make your ex look a bitch

IndigoSky Tue 23-Feb-10 17:19:15

Next time marry someone with an IQ higher than a ping pong ball.

MrBricolage Tue 23-Feb-10 17:19:22

god yes and feign interest in sporty ^ goingson^

MrBricolage Tue 23-Feb-10 17:19:39

ooh yes get Peter Andres number

MrBricolage Tue 23-Feb-10 17:20:15

dont be interested if he gets a bird around his new place.
And smash up his car.

( not me not me)

GetOrfMoiLand Tue 23-Feb-10 17:20:29

Another look on the bright side statement - you can get married again, however next time you will probably be some kind og megastar in america and far more stylish that you were when had wedding to Ash. Hence your wedding dress will be far nicer than the monstrosity you chose first time round.

MrBricolage Tue 23-Feb-10 17:20:55

ooh ooh
TIME yourself in any convo when you talk about the divorce
and stop after say 3 minutes.
It gets dull.

fishie Tue 23-Feb-10 17:21:15

no get p andre's agent's number

MrBricolage Tue 23-Feb-10 17:21:19

ooh very well done GOML
think of it as a chance to erase wedding dress hell.

MrBricolage Tue 23-Feb-10 17:21:38

or both


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