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Oh my goodness! Cheryl Cole SWEARS

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UnquietDad Thu 01-Oct-09 14:21:28

I did not expect this

She is so not a Sweary Mary type of girl. She seems almost prim.

Liked it though grin

Shame the song itself is such utter, utter, bilge. Why does will.i.am have to put rand.om full st.ops in his na.me?

BitOfFun Thu 01-Oct-09 14:27:09

I refuse to listen all the way through. Is it in a very silly Ain't That Shit Tit way, like in Grease Lightning, because they need to cool it up a bit?

Iklboo Thu 01-Oct-09 14:28:44

Cos with the full stops it spells Will I Am

(I am Will, short for William). It's almost nearly sort of clever if you're feeling generous

StealthPolarBear Thu 01-Oct-09 14:29:01

didn't she also punch someone in a toilet,or am I thinking of someone else?

PVish Thu 01-Oct-09 14:30:02

you love her dont you UQD

Lizzylou Thu 01-Oct-09 14:30:36

Yes, don't be fooled by the sweet and polished exterior, she was once on Jezza Kyle (well, she could have been).

PVish Thu 01-Oct-09 14:32:18

god thast shit
why do all singers sound like they are singing into a bucket

mosschops30 Thu 01-Oct-09 14:32:31

Is this a joke?? hmm

Have you forgotten she 'allegedly' assaulted someone and made racist comments in a female toilet.
And that she is really a rough geordie slapper from a not so nice part of town (I can say this as am also geordie slapper grin).

Dont be fooled by the hair extensions and tooth veneers

JeminTheDungeon Thu 01-Oct-09 14:34:27

UQD- do you trawl YouTube when you're not on here? grin.

All us Geordies like a bit swear.

ConFuschias Thu 01-Oct-09 14:35:18

Seems almost prim?

She is like a polished turd.

Bet she's a right pottymouth.

ConFuschias Thu 01-Oct-09 14:36:18

Mosschops, you don't need to say allegedly. She was found guilty. That makes it fact wink

Lizzylou Thu 01-Oct-09 14:36:23

She has scrubbed up well, she is so perfect looking, like a doll or something now.

But, yes, although pretty, she was rough as f*ck before she made like Barbie.

StrawberriesandCherries Thu 01-Oct-09 14:37:14

Do you know UQD - she might even, just sometimes, go to the er... toilet shock!!!

Sorry if that is to much for you, I think you may need to lay in a darkened room to cope grin

mrsruffallo Thu 01-Oct-09 14:40:07

I bet she's as hard as fuck

southeastastra Thu 01-Oct-09 14:40:17

i agree it's shite. cheryl cole prim? grin

PestoSunshineMonster Thu 01-Oct-09 14:40:29

grin at polished turd

pasturesnew Thu 01-Oct-09 14:41:18

Cheryl Cole has amazing PR on her side, she was indeed found guilty of racially aggravated assault - here you go

Sorry UQD. If it helps she was found guilty of ABH but not of calling her victim "a black bitch". Still racially aggravated assault though so can't see how much better that makes it.

If you want prim I expect that Kate Middleton could oblige.

MamaG Thu 01-Oct-09 14:47:28

grin at polished turd

mosschops30 Thu 01-Oct-09 14:48:41

aah I stand corected, didnt know she was found guilty.

Have been watching too much Wright Stuff on mat leave and say 'allegedly' before everything grin

UnquietDad Thu 01-Oct-09 15:00:20

LOL at "almost nearly sort of clever if you're feeling generous"

Yes, I only remembered the other day that she used to be Tweedy and punched a woman in a toilet but also allegedly called her a "jigaboo". That was only 2003. Now she is the "nation's sweetheart"!

No, I don't love her. But I might love one of her colleagues

StealthPolarBear Thu 01-Oct-09 15:14:15

I find it amazing that she's managed to get past the assault (forgot it was racially motivated- there you go, it's working on me too) and suddenly become the ultimate golden girl

StealthPolarBear Thu 01-Oct-09 15:14:38

UQD so you are a Louis Walsh fan??

UnquietDad Thu 01-Oct-09 15:16:05

He's not a colleague, he just sits at the same table!

ConFuschias Thu 01-Oct-09 15:18:08

he's a Sarah Harding fan I think

StealthPolarBear Thu 01-Oct-09 15:19:39

ah right, yes she sings too doesn't she?

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