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I have a question about Madonnas arms.

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cocolepew Mon 27-Jul-09 17:57:10

Do they look like this because she is tensing them or do they look like this 'at rest' so to speak?

Woooozle100 Mon 27-Jul-09 17:58:40

oh lordy - she looks like iggy pop

tis not exactly a tensed bodybuilder pose is it?

Marthasmama Mon 27-Jul-09 17:58:47

I hope to God that they're tensed! They are a bit scary. <shudder> It doesn't look like she is carrying much so if they are tensed it must be for effect in front of the cameras.

kathyis6incheshigh Mon 27-Jul-09 17:59:17

They look like this because she made a pact with the Devil whereby her face would stay young while all the ageing would be concentrated on her arms. I think he assumed she would have the sense to wear long-sleeved tops.

LuluMaman Mon 27-Jul-09 18:00:16

she has virtually no body fat and is over excercised

her face looks young as she has had stuff done I think.

i do think looking a little less worked out would be better

TheCrackFox Mon 27-Jul-09 18:09:18

If she put on a stone she would look so much better.

It simply isn't her natural weight.

Her face stays young because of plastic surgery - not diet and exercise.

cornsillk Mon 27-Jul-09 18:25:38

How she finds time to work out so much with young chgildren I don't know. There are pics of J Lo celebrating her 40th in the same issue of DM looking fabulously curvy and gorgeous.

Trikken Mon 27-Jul-09 18:26:24

yuckky, its not a good look. i do really think she is too muscular.

cocolepew Mon 27-Jul-09 18:26:42

Is J Lo 40? shock

Cow envy

ipiratethief Mon 27-Jul-09 18:27:28


thats revolting

Spidermama Mon 27-Jul-09 18:28:40

J Lo's 40?! shock

cornsillk Mon 27-Jul-09 18:28:54

Yes I know envy at J Lo's fabulousness at 40 as well.

cornsillk Mon 27-Jul-09 18:31:53

difficult to believe really envy

fattybumbum Mon 27-Jul-09 18:37:14

I do think Jlo's husband is a bit slimey looking though. Would rather have Guy Ritchie or even that Jesus himbo.

Nancy66 Mon 27-Jul-09 20:31:22

Madonna takes steroids - I'm convinced of it.

Tidey Mon 27-Jul-09 20:36:20

Sweet Jesus, that looks hideous. I'd rather have my slightly chubby upper arms that those weird ropey looking things.

SpawnChorus Mon 27-Jul-09 20:38:24

LOL at Kathy

bronze Mon 27-Jul-09 20:40:19

now why cant j lo have stretch marks on her boobs or something envy

bigstripeytiger Mon 27-Jul-09 20:45:38

I know, JLo looks lovely.
At least my arms look better than Madonnas grin

whingeomatic Mon 27-Jul-09 20:51:01

dd1 (7yo) has just seen the Madonna pic and posed in an "Incredible Hulk" muscle man type pose!! Says she looks like a man grin

ForExample Mon 27-Jul-09 20:55:12

Her face looks good cos she has has a lot of bloody amazing work done.

I do think her arms have been 'shopped by those lovely people at the DM to make them look even more extreme. dh who does this for a living said so. Must be true then.

Meglet Mon 27-Jul-09 20:56:19

they must be a bit tense, but they have no fat on them. Horrible. I don't think her boobs are real anymore either, she had good tits when she was younger, they look too plump in that photo.

maggievirgo Mon 27-Jul-09 20:57:33

Yikes, she needs to cut down on the exercising and eat some chunky chips with garlic mayo and have a large glass of vino.

It'd do her the World of good.

bleh Mon 27-Jul-09 21:17:09

I like kathyis6inches's theory. Kind of a modern day Dorian Gray. In lycra.

aristocat Mon 27-Jul-09 21:24:27

she needs to come on MN and we would put her right grin

that picture would scare children

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