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has anyone here had a liason with Russell Brand?

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chosenone Sat 10-Jan-09 09:50:18

after reading his booky wook it would seem many many women have been there, unfortunately im not one of them, anyone? it seems a lot were prostitutes or BB contestants though! I wonder if a sex addict is any good or totally selfish?

Mamazon Sat 10-Jan-09 10:28:13

not me but i know someone who has.

apparantly he isn't what could be called "well hung" but that he is not a totally selfish lover.

i personally don't see the attraction

NomDePlume Sat 10-Jan-09 10:31:29

I'd rather gouge my ovaries out with a rusty spoon, thanks.

Simplysally Sat 10-Jan-09 10:31:56

Maybe women who don't look at the mantelpiece when they're making up the fire?


LurkerOfTheUniverse Sat 10-Jan-09 10:32:43

god, who would admit to it

TheCrackFox Sat 10-Jan-09 10:41:59


hippipotami Sat 10-Jan-09 10:52:09

Urgh, not in a million years! I favour Nom's ovary gouging idea.

mysterymoniker Sat 10-Jan-09 10:53:45

I thought about doing it with him at the teenage cancer trust thing but I didn't really know who he was then

suspect that a few brandies would unleash my inner demented slut and would probably end up doing it with anyone

chosenone Sat 10-Jan-09 11:09:29

god I think he's so sexy! and funny, and intelligent! yum

hippipotami Sat 10-Jan-09 11:14:03

really?? chosenone, really really??? Or are you having us on???

Has a think about RB...

Nope, still, I have to ask Really???

BlueSapphire77 Sat 10-Jan-09 11:16:57

I wish..
Then i could pull his pubic hair back down away from his face

Yuk.. who would admit to shagging THAT creature lol

NuttyTaff Sat 10-Jan-09 11:25:53

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hippipotami Sat 10-Jan-09 11:39:10


LurkerOfTheUniverse Sat 10-Jan-09 14:13:22

I think it's because he does actually look like a dirty bugger that puts me off.....

Mamazon Sat 10-Jan-09 14:14:37

any man that spends more time and money on his hair than i do puts me off.

the girl who has slept with him is v ery attractive well to do business woman. certainly not the bimbo type you'd expect to fall for his ahem, charms

midnightexpress Sat 10-Jan-09 14:17:42

Erk. He's such a slapper - you have no idea where he's put it before you. No thanks. Yeurch.

midnightexpress Sat 10-Jan-09 14:18:45

Plus his hair. I am reminded of a Blue Peter annual I had as a child with a story about how women in the court at Versailles had mice nesting in their wigs.

barbie1 Sat 10-Jan-09 14:20:13

my friend was seeing him for a while, he picked her up on the flight to la, she was the air hostess! She said he was a bit of a naughty boy in bed, too much coke and all that stuff so she left one night and didnt answer his calls.....

Aimsmum Sat 10-Jan-09 14:25:01

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SoccerMum Sat 10-Jan-09 14:46:50

Aimsmum - me too.

Not much difference between him and Captain Jack!

MrsMattie Sat 10-Jan-09 14:48:42

He looks like he smells of piss

DorisIsAPinkDragon Sat 10-Jan-09 15:06:34

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! ergggh am with Nom on the ovary gouging.....

Just looks like you could catch god knows what even with protection...

BlueSapphire77 Sat 10-Jan-09 15:20:07

Ok ok i might if he wore an all over body bag and just poked his willy out.
Plus offered me a million quid.
As a small incentive grin / Smirk

flaminhell Sat 10-Jan-09 15:20:21

No not he was the last man on earth, he is bleedin awful to look at!!

LoveMyLapTop Sat 10-Jan-09 15:22:34

He looks like he would havve a cheesy nob
No thanks

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