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Harry and Wills, I don't understand

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llareggub Sat 18-Oct-08 23:05:59

Whether or not they are defined as slebs I suppose is another matter, but just how to Harry and Wills manage to hold down their jobs in the military?

I've just watched them set off on their motorbike ride, and have also read about them partying with Paris Hilton this week.

I've never met anyone in the forces, but surely motorbike jaunts and nightclubbing get in the way of the day job?

BoysAreLikeZombies Sat 18-Oct-08 23:06:39

Don't get me started

[froths at the mouth]

zippitippitoes Sat 18-Oct-08 23:09:27

i have a confession last night i dreamt about wills

scaryfucker Sat 18-Oct-08 23:10:31

what did you dream zippi

horse teeth?

bald pate?

plum in gob?


unknownrebelbang Sat 18-Oct-08 23:10:57

I thought you meant wills, as in what dead people leave, zippi.

scaryfucker Sat 18-Oct-08 23:11:39

apart from being the future king of england, what exactly might attract you to prince wills ?

zippitippitoes Sat 18-Oct-08 23:13:15

maybe it was the motorbike

he has aged really quickly tho

LaTricoteuse Sat 18-Oct-08 23:13:21

<<sharpens guillotine>>

herbietea Sat 18-Oct-08 23:14:18

Message withdrawn

scaryfucker Sat 18-Oct-08 23:14:22

yes aged quickly

from hot to prince charles in 2 short fucking years

QueenBeetch Sat 18-Oct-08 23:17:33

How the bloody hell did he get away with landing that helicopter in Kate Middleton's garden???

Let's face it they don't live in the real world...never have done and never will do.

As for Wills, he might have aged quickly but regardless of this and the helicopter shenanigans he seems to be a nice bloke don'tcha think?

LaTricoteuse Sat 18-Oct-08 23:18:20

The male ones seem to have a brief period of being physically attractive (Andy, Peter Phillips) then turn into hideous rugger bugger spitting image puppets.

The women all look like George III in drag.

expatinscotland Sat 18-Oct-08 23:19:07

zippi, eeewwwwww.

scaryfucker Sat 18-Oct-08 23:19:35

dont hold back LaT grin

PoppyCoc Sat 18-Oct-08 23:21:45

LOL @ LaTricoteuse

zippitippitoes Sat 18-Oct-08 23:22:37

must have been the wine i had lasrt night

Suedonim Sun 19-Oct-08 00:22:19

Chortle at LaT. grin

kerryk Sun 19-Oct-08 16:20:17

my dh fell of the side of a mountain at the start of the year (dont ask hmm)

after being given a x-ray to check he had not broken his back he was given a train ticket to get back to base, even though he had cracked ribs and could not sit down.

i cant quite see that happening to william and harry.

saltire Sun 19-Oct-08 16:29:28

Er, not wanting to be "pedantic" or anything scaryfucker (in case you scare me) but he is actually going to be King of Great Britain, not just England.grin.
The military ahve 3 sets of rules
1 set for Junior ranks
1 set for Officers and then
1 set for Royalty in Military. I'm sure if Dh said to his boss "I just wnat to borrow a jet/tank/ship to go and visit the Ils" they would say "of course you can Sgt Saltire, here's the keys"hmm
Wills is a nice lad though, I bumped into him (literally) in St Andrews

UnquietDad Sun 19-Oct-08 16:30:45

He landed his enormous chopper in Kate Middleton's back meadow.

scaryfucker Sun 19-Oct-08 17:04:16

sorry saltire, slip of the tongue (wine-induced ), king of Great Britain

see ? not scary at all wink

irishbird Sun 19-Oct-08 17:07:27

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

scaryfucker Sun 19-Oct-08 17:08:47

oh bloody hell

< puts dunces cap on >

Hassled Sun 19-Oct-08 17:10:17

shock at Unquiet Dad

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