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Brad and Angelina- "having 6 kids ruins your sex life"- no shit sherlock!!

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WheresTheAuPair Tue 07-Oct-08 09:03:40 =7

...and they are surprised by this? hmm

morningpaper Tue 07-Oct-08 09:06:50

'Even if we lock our door, the children come knocking.'

tee hee

SaintRiven Tue 07-Oct-08 09:08:57

don't they have nannies and aupairs and what have you?

MrsMattie Tue 07-Oct-08 09:08:59

Oh can't they just shut up about parenthood?

Or at the very least Ange should get on MN so she can stop inflicting her every bloody motherhood-related thought to the entire world via the press and just bore a select few with it? grin

WheresTheAuPair Tue 07-Oct-08 09:09:14

Lol. Most people find that one child tends to do this...let alone 6!

umberella Tue 07-Oct-08 09:09:32


SaintRiven Tue 07-Oct-08 09:10:24

why is it when a celeb says 'we're blessed' etc you want to <boak>?

WeirdCod Tue 07-Oct-08 09:10:56

Message withdrawn

MrsMattie Tue 07-Oct-08 09:19:37

Yeh, but not to journalists - to other parent bores in an appropriate parent bore setting!@Cod

I'm telling you, Ange needs MN in her life.

WeirdCod Tue 07-Oct-08 09:20:37

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pagwatch Tue 07-Oct-08 09:20:38

Can we have a no shit sherlock section. We should have one .....

S1ur Tue 07-Oct-08 09:25:28

'We often try and have a bath alone together"

I think she is reminding everyone that she could be shagging Brad Pitt but she can't be arsed.

LurkerOfTheUniverse Tue 07-Oct-08 09:26:42

better send him round here then, Ange

MrsMattie Tue 07-Oct-08 09:27:07


I don't find Brad sexy. He looks like Barbie's Ken.

jimjamshaslefttheyurt Tue 07-Oct-08 09:27:15

that was a boak article.

They really are incredibly dull. I don't care that you sit the bath with Brad Pitt for gods sake woman.

wahwah Tue 07-Oct-08 09:27:39

Yes, it's still a boast wrapped up in a moan.

Cappuccino Tue 07-Oct-08 09:28:14

I couldn't be arsed shagging Brad Pitt either

he looks like a potato

I don't get why either of them are attractive

why does she not remind men of John Voight?

LurkerOfTheUniverse Tue 07-Oct-08 09:28:46

poor Brad, he does look like shit since the sprogs arrived

TheGreatScootini Tue 07-Oct-08 09:32:52

I read an article about Brangelina before they had the twins.It is she was saying what a normal family they were and how exhausting it was being preggers and having to look after the kids.
She described her normal day as thus:get up at 7.30am.Have breakfast with the kids, which is prepared by the chef.Feeding the kids all at once is so exhausting!Play with kids in pool-they are very physcial so this is very tiring!.Lunch of slad, steamed fish and fresh fruit, again prepared by the chef.Take some of the kids out to the shops.We have two live in nannies but try not to use them!Have a nap.I get so tired in the afternoons!Have dinner with the kids, again prepared by the chef.Bed time.Brad reads to the boys, I do the girls.In bed early with Brad, maybe watching a movie.

What a normal and typical family I thought.Poor woman must be exhausted hmm
Not as knackered as the chef though grin

LurkerOfTheUniverse Tue 07-Oct-08 09:35:10

she needs to eat more cake

Cappuccino Tue 07-Oct-08 09:35:47

god the nannies must be bored senseless

playing Patience all day on the marble card table

I'd rather have a chef than a nanny

RideEmCowboy Tue 07-Oct-08 09:37:34

I took an instant dislike to her and I have no idea why. And then I read stuff like this and then I understand completely.

TheGreatScootini Tue 07-Oct-08 10:10:44

My boss once went on a date with John Voight in the 70's I think.He sent a car round to pick her up and it was full of flowers.She said they had quite a nice time but he never phoned her again.

KerryMumchingOnEyeballs Tue 07-Oct-08 10:13:03

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

QuintessenceOfFrankenShadow Tue 07-Oct-08 10:16:11

But it makes a change to read about all those celebs who have one or two children, who spend most their days with nannies.

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