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Eee Gads- Gwinnie has seen fit to share her 'secrets' with the great unwashed

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blinks Wed 24-Sep-08 14:13:42

Gwyneth Paltrow has set up anew website/newsletter thingummy so that we too can be wonderful.

It features phrases such as 'thoughts from one of my sages' and 'I want to nourish what is real'.

I just want to nourish myself with maltesers.

RubySlippers Wed 24-Sep-08 14:16:34

that is BEYOND parody

makes me want to spark up a B & H and swig neat vodka

Anna8888 Wed 24-Sep-08 14:16:40


GordonTheGopher Wed 24-Sep-08 14:16:52

She must have only just started this because there's nothing on it - all the links are the same.

Oh and it's rubbish. grin

FabioVicePeeperPlopper Wed 24-Sep-08 14:19:19

She really is quite dim, isn't she?

niceglasses Wed 24-Sep-08 14:19:35

Shes as wholesome as apple pie that one.

Pass us the gin......

blinks Wed 24-Sep-08 14:20:10

tis fresh and new apparently... does she not have some cookery show of something too or did I hallucinate that after too many maltesers...

littlelapin Wed 24-Sep-08 14:22:29

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Trebuchet Wed 24-Sep-08 14:29:50

Ah bollocks and I've been telling people to leave her alone...Gwyn what are you thinking?

bamboostalks Wed 24-Sep-08 14:30:47

This is bizarre, is it for real? What is she thinking? Is she a lifestyle guru now?

travellingwilbury Wed 24-Sep-08 14:32:49

Am I missing something obvious ?

Why GOOP ?

donnie Wed 24-Sep-08 14:35:45

such fatuous, smug, ghost written drivel. It's her kids I feel sorry for. "invest in what's real....cook a dinner for someone you love..." Christ you'd think she was bloody Wittgenstein.

taipo Wed 24-Sep-08 14:38:37

<resists urge to punch a huge hole in screen>

Someone tell me this a paroday. Please?!

ruty Wed 24-Sep-08 14:39:54

that has to be a piss take, no?

littlelapin Wed 24-Sep-08 14:40:40

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ClairePO Wed 24-Sep-08 14:44:06

Am I missing something obvious ?

Why GOOP ?

Gwyneth 'Often Overbearing' Paltrow?

travellingwilbury Wed 24-Sep-08 14:47:27

Thankyou ClairePO I was thinking of
Gwyneth Offensively Patronising Paltrow
So not too far off

travellingwilbury Wed 24-Sep-08 14:48:53

Overpatronising (I know its not a real word but it made me chuckle )

littlelapin Wed 24-Sep-08 14:49:32

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donnie Wed 24-Sep-08 14:49:55

Garguantuanly Odious Pile of Piss?

littlelapin Wed 24-Sep-08 14:50:58

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donnie Wed 24-Sep-08 14:51:26

or maybe Grindingly Offensive Oodles of Puke.

bundle Wed 24-Sep-08 14:51:39


it's soo funny it's almost scheherezadesque!

donnie Wed 24-Sep-08 14:52:17

pmsl@ 'ordure' - tis my dh's very favourite word.

Bridie3 Wed 24-Sep-08 14:52:52

I liked 'Nourish the inner aspect'. wink

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