They've got some of it in the DM - this made me LOL:
<<on our return we got married, 12 years after Judy's first nuptials at the same register office.
Everything went swimmingly, until the photographs. Judy loathes being photographed and began to fidget. I squeezed her waist, remembering all the photo shoots we'd endured together promoting Granada Reports. 'Come on, darling,' I said. 'It's not as if you haven't done this before.'
The Finnigan contingent froze. Judy stiffened. I spent the reception explaining: 'So, you see, when I said, "It's not as if you haven't done this before," I wasn't talking about, you know, I was meaning ...'
Judy's elder brother told me later that I had reminded him of a slightly desperate Basil Fawlty.>>
Did you see what jamie oliver said about Madeley on jonathon Ross last night? R&J had invited JO over for dinner and JO went into kitchen to see if he could help. Obviously a bit twitchy as he was cooking for THE jamie Oliver, Madeley just said "no fuck off you cunt" !! lol