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Wendy Deng and Vladimir Putin

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Hassled Thu 31-Mar-16 21:06:08

Yes, I know he's not exactly a 'sleb, but it seems Mumsnet doesn't have an Evil Despot topic (something MNHQ probably need to address).

Anyway, they're dating. It's on the internet so it must be true, and The Poke's top tweets made me laugh so I thought I'd share. What do you think they talk about before they nod off in the evenings?

meditrina Thu 31-Mar-16 21:08:47

Illuminati confirmed!


bakeoffcake Thu 31-Mar-16 21:11:43

She needs to get right over to the Relationship's board for a bit of advice on the kind of men she's attracted to.

sleepyhead Thu 31-Mar-16 21:13:10

Rupert Murdoch, Tony Blair, Vladimir Putin. Bloody hell Wendy hmm

pepperrabbit Thu 31-Mar-16 21:13:34

Do you think there's some kind of Evil Despot Dating site where they meet??
"WLTM genuine single with despotic tendencies, ruthless ambition and pots of cash"

timelytess Thu 31-Mar-16 21:14:08

He's hot.

Hadron21 Thu 31-Mar-16 21:14:29

I thought I had bad taste in men!

AllPowerfulLizardPerson Thu 31-Mar-16 21:16:33

An evil despot topic would be good.

And it'll be mine, all mine!

But good to see her taste in men is finally improving wink

Hassled Thu 31-Mar-16 21:16:40

In fairness to her, he does cuddle dogs. What's not to love?

Shutthatdoor Thu 31-Mar-16 21:19:37

April Fools tomorrow... grin

Kennington Thu 31-Mar-16 21:19:46

Well if this is true it has made my day.
I am rather surprised she found someone more evil than Murdoch!
Poor woman needs to find someone who is just nice n normal!

BadDoGooder Thu 31-Mar-16 21:21:32

She really can pick em!
Just mentioned this to DP and he reminded me of the time she attacked that bloke in the House of Commins, when he cream pied Murdoch at that hearing!

I did like this....
"Of Wendi Deng’s two recent partners, one is a cruel, vengeful despot who ruins countries, and the other is Vladimir Putin."


BadDoGooder Thu 31-Mar-16 21:23:30

Sorry for the terrible grammer in that post! blush
In my defence I've had a glass of wine, and am trying to MN, cook dinner and tell DP all the goss from here! wink

nancy75 Thu 31-Mar-16 21:27:58

I think poor Wendy needs an intervention, what is she thinking?
Who is left for her to date? Kim Jong un? Robert Mugabe?

Hadron21 Thu 31-Mar-16 21:28:35

It's the worst trio for snog, marry, avoid.
Snog - RM
Marry - Vlad
Avoid - Blair

Hassled Thu 31-Mar-16 21:29:13

I'd forgotten about her lunging at the Murdoch assailant - video here grin. Wendi (I'm wrong about Wendy) is definitely not to be messed with. Maybe Putin has her as protection?

SwedishEdith Thu 31-Mar-16 21:30:16

Has she had Trump yet?

MargotLovedTom Thu 31-Mar-16 21:31:17

They'll be playing Six Degrees of Wendy Deng soon.

Dontlaugh Thu 31-Mar-16 21:33:59

One would have to admire a woman who thinks in CONTINENTS. Not individuals.
So, we've got Rupert (Australia), Blair (UK) and now Putin (Russia).
If this woman is thinking in air miles, she's got it fucking cracked.

Hassled Thu 31-Mar-16 21:36:21


Dontlaugh Thu 31-Mar-16 21:37:17

It'll be 3 degrees of Wendi if she keeps going.

BadDoGooder Thu 31-Mar-16 21:37:59

So her potential next partner could be....
Kim Jong Un

If anyone ever needed advice from the Relationships board it is definitely her!

Hassled the clip of it is hilarious, she is really very angry! not like he deserved it or anything grin
Love the idea she's actually secret protection, and not just shagging them, though I think that credits her with way too much mystique/interest!
I understand the money/power thing (though don't like it!) but these are two genuinely very disturbing people, who preside over terrible things, I mean, what can they be like as partners?!

nancy75 Thu 31-Mar-16 21:38:12

Trump has to be the pinnacle of bad dating

Dontlaugh Thu 31-Mar-16 21:41:31

She mustn't be a card player. Or she'd have Trumped by now.
I'll get my coat...

Hassled Thu 31-Mar-16 21:50:53

Don't forget Assad - there's a potential future partner for Wendi if it goes tits up with Vlad.

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