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I know it is shallow but Oscar is FIIIIIIIIIT...

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WilfSell Sat 08-Sep-12 22:38:08

Yes, I know it's been said many times and it is totally ignoring his massive achievements and objectifying his deeply sexy shoulders and winning smile but jeez, what am I going to do for Saturday night fantasies from now on?

GreenEyesAndHam Sat 08-Sep-12 22:57:23

Lolol @ premature posting

I meant to say, he is fine

I'm always on here lusting and perving over various menz, but I rilly rilly fancy Oscar blush

WilfSell Sat 08-Sep-12 22:57:29

this kind of appreciative noises, perhaps? grin

MyOrangeDogShitsGoldMoney Sat 08-Sep-12 22:57:46

Please allow me to re-share this for your viewing pleasure.

View with caution.

Kormachameleon Sat 08-Sep-12 22:57:53

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

HokeyCokeyPigInAPokey Sat 08-Sep-12 22:59:24

I like him best with a bit of stubble!

hermionestranger Sat 08-Sep-12 22:59:52

Oscar Pistorius. Parathlete. Legend. And fit.

mumblecrumble Sat 08-Sep-12 23:00:03

Veiw with caution????

I thought he was goin to be at least a bit naked....

Who is he again?

WilfSell Sat 08-Sep-12 23:00:57

korma, Oscar Pistorius, Paralympian double amputee, multiple gold medallist, and again tonight in the 400m, who also competed in the Olympics.

And general muscle-totty for horny middle aged mothers to ogle over. And who may well bat for the other side though that rarely puts me off my stroke grin

GreenEyesAndHam Sat 08-Sep-12 23:01:14

It's the wonky smile that does it for me, I feel my ovaries swell every time he grins

<fans self>

MyOrangeDogShitsGoldMoney Sat 08-Sep-12 23:03:37

I can't take credit for the link, it was posted on another thread.

Has the phrase "slick with horn" ever been more appropriate?!

MissBetseyTrotwood Sat 08-Sep-12 23:04:11

I just laughed so hard at swelling ovaries that the dog jumped off the sofa. He weighs 40 kilos and landed on my right foot the fool.

RedBlanket Sat 08-Sep-12 23:04:35

Mumble - he's a top athlete, there aren't naked pictures not that I've looked much

HokeyCokeyPigInAPokey Sat 08-Sep-12 23:04:39

He's on the news now!!

hermionestranger Sat 08-Sep-12 23:04:57

Oi who you calling middle aged? I'm only 32. grin

I luffs him. grin

AnyFucker Sat 08-Sep-12 23:06:07

He has a funny mouth and teeth that don't seem to fit

Other than that, I concur....

MakeHayNotStraw Sat 08-Sep-12 23:06:09

Re: appreciative noises - someone who was obviously not me may have suggested that he was mighty fine. And that his buttocks looked good in that skin tight suit. And that no, there was no way we were turning over to check the tennis score while they were showing replays and interviewing him.... Definitely not me, though, no Sir.

MakeHayNotStraw Sat 08-Sep-12 23:08:54

wilfsell, those kind of appreciative noises are being saved for my dreams...!

Wolfcub Sat 08-Sep-12 23:11:22

He is gorgeous and also very smart. I am very much in lust with him.

GreatGretzky Sat 08-Sep-12 23:19:05

He is stunning. His smile is adorable! And that accent...I would happily listen to him read the phonebook!

4yo DD has developed a crush too. "Mummy cut out Oscar from the papers so I can put it in my book please!" She has fine taste!

AmIthatbad Sat 08-Sep-12 23:54:01


Not quite naked, but here you go

And he does have an adorable wonky smile blush

kittencuddles Sun 09-Sep-12 00:10:49

Gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous. So charming too!!

Vicbic Sun 09-Sep-12 00:16:51

Yum Yum Yum!

Vicbic Sun 09-Sep-12 00:17:05

Yum Yum Yum!

GothAnneGeddes Sun 09-Sep-12 00:21:07

He is beautiful, a lovely man and utterly dreamy.

Read a v good interview in the NYT where he came across extremely well:

Kormachameleon Sun 09-Sep-12 00:33:27

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