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Peter Andre really loves his kids

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BupcakesandCunting Sat 14-Apr-12 23:15:46

Peter Andre loves his kids so much that:

1. If you could measure PA's love for his kids in money, his love would pay off the Greek debt ONE MILLION times over.

2. If Pete's love for his kids could be converted into electricity, it could light up the United States for sixty centuries.

3. Pete's love for his kids warmed the heart of Kim Jong Il before his death.

PA loves his kids more than all of F4J put together

FannyFifer Sat 14-Apr-12 23:17:17

He's still a cunt though right?

fedupofnamechanging Sat 14-Apr-12 23:17:42

Got a feeling I've missed something here...

CuppaTeaAndAJammieDodger Sat 14-Apr-12 23:19:27

it wasn't a typhoon that caused the sonic boom last week, it was an outpouring of PA's love for his kids

Mrsjay Sat 14-Apr-12 23:20:27

sonic boom of love grin

Valpollicella Sat 14-Apr-12 23:20:53

The strength of love for his kids could right the Leaning Tower of Pisa

lonelypuff Sat 14-Apr-12 23:21:11

I hate the way he is with his kids. He's got an odd way of relating to them. He will one minute speak inappropriately then pull them up on something fairly innocent they've said. He reminds me a bit of Chris Eubank, a bit thick but desperate to improve himself and to be seen to be wise.

CuppaTeaAndAJammieDodger Sat 14-Apr-12 23:22:00

I'm gonna write a song called that Mrsjay

"whoooooo yeaaaahh, sonic boom of luuuuurve"


SuePurblyBusinesslike Sat 14-Apr-12 23:22:24

Peter Andre loves his kids so much he'd do anything for them. Anything at all.
Except be nice to their mother and refuse to hawk 'em all over tellyland. Not that. But anything else, he'd do anything. Loves his kids, he does.

SophieNeveau Sat 14-Apr-12 23:24:12

He loves his kids so much, he could win an Olympic gold in the decathlon this summer.

MilkNoSugarAndAShotofWhisky Sat 14-Apr-12 23:24:54

nothing is as huge as his love for his kids

except possibly his fake tan supply for the week

TeaTeaLotsOfTea Sat 14-Apr-12 23:26:26

Oh god is it bad that I want to test the stamp ability of my new wedges on his face. grin

His kids are the only thing that have kept ITV2 renewing his contract for his crap show.

ps I thought he was a singer?? confused

2shoes Sat 14-Apr-12 23:26:37

(have I missed something?)

TalcAndTurnips Sat 14-Apr-12 23:28:24

Pete's love for his kids provides around 6,000 gigawatts anually to the National Grid

Pete's love for his kids measures 9.8 on the Richter scale - unharnessed, it could flood the eastern seaboard of the United States

(cheers Bups grin)

SuePurblyBusinesslike Sat 14-Apr-12 23:29:17

He loves his kids so much he could build a bridge to Australia. Cos love can do that, build a bridge. But only really, really big love. Like Pete has for his kids.
Not that he ever mentions it.

The only thing greater in this universe than PAs love for his kids is Bups love for PA grin

Mrsjay Sat 14-Apr-12 23:30:22

I want writing credits for sonic boom of love grin bet peter would think it had meaning and feeling !

tidybaby Sat 14-Apr-12 23:31:27

He loves his kids so much it could be converted into kinetic energy and single handhedly prevent the fuel protests.

SophieNeveau Sat 14-Apr-12 23:32:26

Ohhhhh J man you make my heart go boom!

haaayyyyyyaaaayyy Pringle my girrrrlllll!

tidybaby Sat 14-Apr-12 23:33:14

On a random note, I have burger flavour Pringles.

TalcAndTurnips Sat 14-Apr-12 23:34:49

If you Google "Pete's LACK of love for his kids", it returns 0 results

If you display a sticker in the rear window of your car that reads *Pete's Kids On Board NO other vehicle will ever hit you*

SuePurblyBusinesslike Sat 14-Apr-12 23:35:18

Peter loves his kids so much that if that love was represented by kebabs, they'd reach to the moon and back all piled up. In fact, that's the plot of his next slightly derivative children's book. Kebab me to the Moon by Peter Andre.

it also represents two full meals for Carby Claire

BerryMenlove Sat 14-Apr-12 23:36:02

His love for his kids is so strong, he agrees not to sing his children to sleep at night. He knows the awesomeness of his voice is so great it's almost dangerous. nothing to do with his kids pleaing -with-- -him-- to stop

BerryMenlove Sat 14-Apr-12 23:36:33

major wanking strike through fail there. confused

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