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This relationship isn't going to last much longer is it?

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CroissantNeuf Fri 07-Oct-11 10:15:53

oh dear...take a look at these pics (DM I'm afraid) and place your bets on how long this relationship is going to last.

You can almost hear her saying, through gritted teeth "FFS take those feckin' ears off you nobber. Oh the shame"

scottishmummy Fri 07-Oct-11 22:09:41

Her sunnies are same size his comedy ears.and eugh who'd want jordans cast off husband

SixtyFootDoll Fri 07-Oct-11 22:11:54

What a dick wad.

scottishmummy Fri 07-Oct-11 22:24:20

Aye she's a vapid speak yer weight schleb

Scoundrel Fri 07-Oct-11 22:26:08

It's not a real relationship though, is it? Isn't it one of those made up relationships put together by their (shared) publicist for photo ops to keep them in the spotlight?

scottishmummy Fri 07-Oct-11 23:21:52

its as real as her plastic tits
and his tan

CroissantNeuf Sat 08-Oct-11 09:07:49

Don't you just love her expression though?!

ChablisLover Sun 09-Oct-11 09:29:17

Apparently according to dm again he proposed last night on Irish chat show!!!!!!!!!

scottishmummy Sun 09-Oct-11 11:52:20

eugh.marrying jordans cast icky

CroissantNeuf Sun 09-Oct-11 13:18:36

Bet he wasn't wearing those silly ears when he proposed.

HazeltheMcWitch Sun 09-Oct-11 13:24:06

Croissant, you can see for yourself, DM again, of course!

Chantelle really is truly dreadful isn't she? What's this - her 3rd fake relationship? Rav split up with her when he finally twigged, and Preston as admitted that them 'getting back together on BB' was all a charade, at her instigation.

CroissantNeuf Sun 09-Oct-11 13:30:47

The pair of them are just desperados aren't they? (the sad thing being they aren't the only ones, as the sleb world just seems to be full of them, all trying to grasp their next bit of publicity).

CroissantNeuf Sun 09-Oct-11 13:31:33

Although I'm secretly disappointed he didn't wear the ears whilst proposing as that would have amused me no end grin

Tryharder Mon 10-Oct-11 00:33:12

I quite like both of them blush

I am trying to convince myself that this is a real relationship and that they will be happy together. [sticks fingers in ears]

DioneTheDiabolist Mon 10-Oct-11 00:38:26

I kinda feel sorry for them. Life must be really, really shit if you need tabloid validation for everything.

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