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Jodie Marsh <picks jaw off floor>

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Pinot Tue 04-Oct-11 14:57:54

strandednomore Tue 04-Oct-11 14:59:59

Err why are they all that colour?

Pinot Tue 04-Oct-11 15:00:29

I know!! Madness.

BelleDameSansMerci Tue 04-Oct-11 15:00:42


MardyBra Tue 04-Oct-11 15:00:45

OMG. shock you could make a leather sofa out of her.

Pinot Tue 04-Oct-11 15:02:12

It would be so taut though Mardy wink

MardyBra Tue 04-Oct-11 15:02:34

Maybe a footstool

Awomancalledhorse Tue 04-Oct-11 15:03:15

Her body is amazing (not something I'd aspire to), but I've never understood why you have to look like teak furniture when competing?!

mycatsaysach Tue 04-Oct-11 15:03:22

ha ha

Pinot Tue 04-Oct-11 15:03:41

A drum?

Greensleeves Tue 04-Oct-11 15:05:08

I always thought she was a hard-faced cow anyway

but now..... <vom>

MardyBra Tue 04-Oct-11 15:05:20

The posing with the splayed legs is also a little unnerving...

FunnysInTheGarden Tue 04-Oct-11 15:07:31

thats got to have been photo shopped. How on earth has she ended up like that?

AitchTwoOh Tue 04-Oct-11 15:07:34

presumably they had to paint over her tattoos#?

GetOrfMo1Land Tue 04-Oct-11 15:09:04

Good lord.

Why do they spray paint themselves with cuprinol?

I actually really like the look of that - but painted bronze it looks inhuman. But I like the arms and abs.

I cannot imagine in a month of sundays that that is achievable without anabolic steroids and growth hormone, though.

GetOrfMo1Land Tue 04-Oct-11 15:10:23

They also do funny things to themselves prior to a show in order to make their muscles stand out so abnormally. I think they dehydrate themselkves massively for one.

MardyBra Tue 04-Oct-11 15:10:40

Just seen this thread on Active Convos. Way too tempting...

MardyBra Tue 04-Oct-11 15:11:26

Surely she would have been tested for steroids if competing though, Getorf.

Dumbledoresgirl Tue 04-Oct-11 15:12:27

I hate the muscly look on men, let alone women (yes, blatant sexist comment there). Thanks for highlighting this. It has made me feel a lot happier about my own newly developed "curves" (aka fat).

GetOrfMo1Land Tue 04-Oct-11 15:13:47

I don't know - I think in the body building world it is all too prevalent.

DP has got a mate who does body building - he eats something like 3 chickens a day and works out for 8 hours shock. The whole thing sounds a bit freaky.

Do you reckon I could get abs like that with 50 sit ups a day whilst watching Friends? grin

Flowerista Tue 04-Oct-11 15:14:53

My eyes, my eyes AAAAAAGGGHHHH!

OP that's massively pissed off my coffee break.

YusMilady Tue 04-Oct-11 15:15:21

Say what you like about Jodie Marsh, she's persistent

I quite like her... She's got balls. You can nearly see them in the photo.

GetOrfMo1Land Tue 04-Oct-11 15:16:40

I quite like her as well, grudgingly and against my better nature.

HerdOfTinyElephants Tue 04-Oct-11 15:18:18

Hang on... how did she "reveal last year she had started bodybuilding" and yet has had "just eight weeks of training"?

TobyLeWolef Tue 04-Oct-11 15:19:38

That colour is just wrong!

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