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The Gisborne Institute of Broadsword Polishing and Leather Lustering

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SupermassiveLBD Fri 19-Aug-11 14:26:43

Motto: Honi soit qui mal y pense

Master Classes available in:

Stompy boot wearing
Pointy weapon waving, and the effective deployment thereof
Exotic equestrianism
and The cause and alleviation of damsels' distress (Godwyves also welcome)

TheSmallPrint Fri 19-Aug-11 14:34:45

Well what a fine building we have here. May I introduce the latest visiting tutor? He's a big, bad, handsome Guy.

acatcalledbob Fri 19-Aug-11 14:34:56

I normally dribble over lurk on this thread but wanted to congratulate you on your inspired title grin

Brings this scene to mind.

TheSmallPrint Fri 19-Aug-11 14:41:11

Welcome Bob, we are very familiar with that particular scene. I believe Massive may have worn out several dvds rerunning it grin.

TheSmallPrint Fri 19-Aug-11 14:42:23

Just to let you know, there are no tuition fees at this particular University, so feel free to enrol.

SupermassiveLBD Fri 19-Aug-11 14:44:40

You are welcome, Bob. I had a little inspiration obviously.

Great stuff Small, thanks! I can't wait to check it out properly, but I can't even look at my own YT posts atm, room-full of folk, here. and a dinner to not burn.

TheSmallPrint Fri 19-Aug-11 14:48:10

This is actually what you're thinking Massive, don't pretend.

SupermassiveLBD Fri 19-Aug-11 14:53:57

Certainly sounds like a plan, Small. Beats getting the dinner anyway.
<<sweeps veg, fruit, salady stuff. baking ingredients, assorted crocks and cutlery and a large pressure cooker off the kitchen table>>

TheSmallPrint Fri 19-Aug-11 14:55:42

<and the gaming table> always good to have a bit of extra room wink

SupermassiveLBD Fri 19-Aug-11 15:11:31

Massive looked up
To the ceiling above
And sang into a pickle jar
Oh, lovely Gizzy, oh Gizzy my love
What a beautiful Gizzy you are.... wink

Really got to go and cook, now sad

SupermassiveLBD Fri 19-Aug-11 15:13:04

<<snags Spiro's Perve Queen crown from locker as she exits>>

DumSpiroSpero Fri 19-Aug-11 17:51:16

Do you mean this one, Massive?

Hope everyone's well. Just a flying visit as have been out all day - am doing dinner, putting Miss S to bed then off out again.

May be back later, otherwise will 'see' you tomorrow!

PassTheTwiglets Fri 19-Aug-11 18:59:07

Knock, knock... have I come to the right place?

<looks at already-opened bottles of Fizzy Gizzy>

Ah yes, this would be it smile

PassTheTwiglets Fri 19-Aug-11 19:08:15

Small, you made me LOL at the end of the last thread,w ith your trying to beat me to it (again, drat it!) and with your angle-bracket comments about the clothes you were picking up smile LOL also at the gaming table comment - you're on form today!

<Waves at catcalledbob>

there are no tuition fees at this particular University,

Indeed - for those of us on a budget, the visiting tutor has kindly agreed to accept Payment In Kind.

Dorisnextdoor Fri 19-Aug-11 19:10:25

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PassTheTwiglets Fri 19-Aug-11 19:12:28

Hi Doris! Goodness, so do we really have lurkers then? I always imagine it's just the 5 or 6 of us that are insane interested in this drivel smile

Kiss on both cheeks naturally.

what, just the 2?

Dorisnextdoor Fri 19-Aug-11 19:14:56

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PassTheTwiglets Fri 19-Aug-11 19:21:36

<catches bouquet>
<polishes award>
<polishes Lucas's shirt buttons>
<polishes a little more vigorously>
<runs off, sniggering>

PassTheTwiglets Fri 19-Aug-11 19:22:59

I was thinking, Massive (a worrying sign, I know). If our thread was dedicated to the PLFW instead of Gizzzy, then our motto would have to be Honi soit qui mal y ponce

TheSmallPrint Fri 19-Aug-11 19:28:41

Payment in kind? <signs up for extra lessons>

Welcome Doris, don't lurk join in!! You are obviously lady of very good taste so are a perfect candidate for our fine institute.

Oh and Twigs, nur nur ne nur nur, I killed the threa-ed. grin

TheSmallPrint Fri 19-Aug-11 19:30:59

<accepts award for works to Womankind>

<wipes tear away>

I'd like to thank my mother...

DumSpiroSpero Fri 19-Aug-11 19:31:58

Hi everyone - and welcome Bob & Doris! smile

Is it really bad to be thinking I'd rather stay in tonight than go to my RL mate's for coffee & cake?

I may have to call it an early one on account of my lopsided sunburn and come back for Polish & Russchian and a gossip later!

TheSmallPrint Fri 19-Aug-11 20:17:08

No Spiro, it's perfectly understandable smile and why the lopsided sunburn confused we have no proper sun for weeks here!

PassTheTwiglets Fri 19-Aug-11 21:01:30

Oh, Vodka & Russchian, YUM! Christmas isn't Christmas without V&R!

SupermassiveLBD Fri 19-Aug-11 21:16:37

Goodness, fancy that, our very own lurkers. Hello Doris, too. <<waves>>

I am loving the, ahem, cheeky repartee, Twigs.

And the payment in kind pic is just delish. Stupid girl, all that leather-clad lusciousness homing in for a snog, and you are pulling that face ?
Well if you don't want him, we'll have him, won't we, ladies?

What are we up to tonight then?

Honi soit qui palais de danse?

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