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Following on from the thread about witty deletion messages, I think you should publish our witty report messages.

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HotheadPaisan Wed 13-Feb-13 14:46:17

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Tee2072 Wed 13-Feb-13 14:55:39


MrsMaryCooper Wed 13-Feb-13 14:56:53

What's a report message?

HotheadPaisan Wed 13-Feb-13 14:57:31

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HotheadPaisan Wed 13-Feb-13 14:58:05

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TrampyPants Wed 13-Feb-13 14:59:02

grin once reported with something like: "I know the op is happily choking his chicken over his patented wipe-clean keyboard, but for the love of god, get rid!"

I wonder if some posters report in haiku's or poetry..

Tee2072 Wed 13-Feb-13 15:02:20

I was grining because you made me laugh!

I like to label my reports: "This one has x y and z. It's a hat trick!!"

I tend to get grins back.

Sunnywithshowers Wed 13-Feb-13 15:04:37

I must admit, I've started upping my game since the new delete messages...

HotheadPaisan Wed 13-Feb-13 15:05:14

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KateSMumsnet (MNHQ) Wed 13-Feb-13 15:07:34

You know we love all our reports equally.

There are some that do especially raise a smile and make me do my happy dance

But in whatever form they come, we luffs reports.

Tee2072 Wed 13-Feb-13 15:17:12

See, Kate, but I like to imagine my report landing at whomever's desk and that person falling off their chair with laughter so the whole rest of the office runs over and then they all high five each other going 'That Tee! We luffs her!'

Is that wrong?


TrampyPants Wed 13-Feb-13 15:20:02

Tee, me too.

I've ended up having natters with mnhqers via email after reports and once, a bollocking I love hq.

Now, about hide poster... wink

Tee2072 Wed 13-Feb-13 15:21:49

::fist in the air::

We shall not give up Trampy! We shall persevere until we got our hide poster options!

::hums inspirational song::

Also, my 24 hour Personal Attack amnesty, when we'd be able to call a twat a twat. grin

I don't want much...

nickelbabe Wed 13-Feb-13 15:22:30

aw, i never put interestingness in my report messages.
they're alway just "miss, they're being norty"

Tee2072 Wed 13-Feb-13 15:24:19

I'm sure they like being called 'miss' nickel.

And are you following me today? ::suspicious look::


TrampyPants Wed 13-Feb-13 15:25:04

I'm making placards and waving my flag. I have a list, ready and waiting wink

The amnesty would be ace.

And allowing mners to run hq for a while day or so

HotheadPaisan Wed 13-Feb-13 16:00:56

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Pan Wed 13-Feb-13 16:13:11

Sometimers just a wink is enough..........hmm

other times, I give Zola's "J'Accuse" a run for it's money.

nickelbabe Wed 13-Feb-13 17:31:11

Tee - i always follow you. smile

Tee2072 Wed 13-Feb-13 18:56:30

My very own stalker!!!

ThePathanKhansAmnesiac Wed 13-Feb-13 19:07:12

Oh please do Katiemumsnet! They could be anonymous.

nickelbabe Wed 13-Feb-13 20:04:38


GetOrf Wed 13-Feb-13 20:08:43

I did for a period reported a load of spam and for my own amusement would report it like

Spammy spamola
Lord spam of spamton
Another spamerooney
Spam, spamm and spammy
Yet more spammingtons

It used to make me laugh <loser>

GetOrf Wed 13-Feb-13 20:09:41

lol at tee.

I imagine though if they ever comment about anything I write it would be 'oh it's that wanker getorf again' grin

GetOrf Wed 13-Feb-13 20:10:04

If that's true MNHQ don't confirm it and show me up. grin

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