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Who the jiggetytit is Luke?

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ChaosTrulyReigns Thu 29-Nov-12 19:25:56

I had a very pleasant email from him earlier.


How dare you employ new staff without parading them in feont of the proles?

Standards are aslipping.

Actually, who's with me to firm a Yuman Barricade to protect him from HullyGully? wink

<<offers arns>>

BeerTricksPott3r Thu 29-Nov-12 19:38:42

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

HelenMumsnet (MNHQ) Thu 29-Nov-12 20:12:44

grin Aw, that would be LukeMumsnet. He's very new. Be kind and welcoming.

HoneyDragon Thu 29-Nov-12 20:14:58

A new one? Best we sedate Hully with gin spiked Tisane now.

YankTeeDoodleDanTee Thu 29-Nov-12 20:15:51

That's two new ones.

Jane has started posting as well.



HoneyDragon Thu 29-Nov-12 20:16:00

Helen. Mumsnet kind and welcoming?
Actual proper kind and welcoming?

MrsBucketxx Thu 29-Nov-12 20:22:16

we will ge gentle. do you purposely employ people with different names to your own?

i have often wondered what would happen to another helen, olivia etc?

HelenMumsnet (MNHQ) Thu 29-Nov-12 20:22:36


Helen. Mumsnet kind and welcoming?
Actual proper kind and welcoming?

Actual and Proper <hard look>

YankTeeDoodleDanTee Thu 29-Nov-12 20:23:42

There is more than one Helen, MrsB.

She's called TheOtherHelenMumsnet.

junowiththegladrags Thu 29-Nov-12 20:27:12

Probably best if he come on to introduce himself so we can be nice and welcoming.
Just a quick few paragraphs with life history etc... a couple of photos... should be fine.

HoneyDragon Thu 29-Nov-12 20:30:24

Is that the all seeing hard stare that knows all and will catch us if we do?
Or the don't you buggers even think about it hard stare, before you leave him to it?

YankTeeDoodleDanTee Thu 29-Nov-12 20:31:34

Is he growing a 'stache?

Speaking of which, do we get to see the final products tomorrow? Answering the burning question: did Patrick grow any hair?


HoneyDragon Thu 29-Nov-12 20:31:41

'Cos it's Friday tomorrow and moons still rather full......
I'm not sure we can protect him from that.

YankTeeDoodleDanTee Thu 29-Nov-12 20:33:16

Oooh, yeah, put Luke on Friday night during a full moon!!

Trial by fire.


HoneyDragon Thu 29-Nov-12 20:35:55

You going to run the book Tee?

I'll say he'll get past midnight.

Unless Hullys about tomorrow, he'll be out the door by tea time grin

YankTeeDoodleDanTee Thu 29-Nov-12 20:36:41


Place your bets...

::marks spreadsheet::

SecretNutellaFix Thu 29-Nov-12 20:37:33

Honey, will you and MaryZ need to be tied to a pole tomorrow?

MrsBucketxx Thu 29-Nov-12 20:41:43

and flogged,

not seen the otherhelen thanks for the info.

HoneyDragon Thu 29-Nov-12 20:42:33

That's a bit Xenophobic Nutty?
What about a Swede or a Hungarian?

HoneyDragon Thu 29-Nov-12 20:43:21

Less of the flogging.
Nutty's bad enough she's known to carry a pointy stick!

SecretNutellaFix Thu 29-Nov-12 20:43:41


Was thinking stainless steel or silver plated.wink

HoneyDragon Thu 29-Nov-12 20:47:07

I am sure I can conduct myself appropriately Nutty. It's not necessary to tether me.

HelenMumsnet (MNHQ) Thu 29-Nov-12 20:48:05

Erm, LukeMumsnet, come back!

They're not usually like this, honest

<clears throat>

YankTeeDoodleDanTee Thu 29-Nov-12 20:48:56

::whistles innocently::

SecretNutellaFix Thu 29-Nov-12 20:50:14

<sprays polish on Honey's halo>

You tell him Helen!

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